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Stranger: Take a break. AB
Stranger: Run away with us for the summer. AB
Theo, Phil, and I want you home. AB
You: You know I'd really love to, but I have a lot of work to do -AH
Stranger: You can write the debt plan up north. AB
You: I need to be here in case something changes -AH
Stranger: No, you don't. AB
Stranger: Do not make me call Washington and have him force you to take a break. AB
You: Oh? you're going to play card? Real nice. -AH
Stranger: You haven't been home in four days. AB
You: Has it really been that long? -AH
Stranger: You're taking a break. AB
You: Okay..fine. Just let me finish this draft? -AH
Stranger: No. Bring your laptop home. AB
Stranger: Thank you, baby. AB
You: Yeah. No problem. See you soon? -AH
Stranger: You know it. AB
You awake enough to go wake up the kids on your way home? AB
Stranger: Good. Their practices are both over in ten, so it'll be right when you can get there. AB
Stranger: Isn't it just? AB
You: Almost like you planned this -AH
Stranger: Wow. Amazing. I might have. AB
Stranger: It's why you married me. AB
You: If only I'd known of your tendency to abuse your powers -AH
Stranger: What was that, baby boy? AB
You: Hey..that's not fair.. -AH
Stranger: When have I ever been fair? AB
You: Oh right. Never. How could I forgot? I must be tired.. -AH
Stranger: You must be. AB
You: Hold on. I'm getting the kids -AH
You: <3 -AH
Alright, we're on our way back - AH
Stranger: You know, your daughter made the cheerleading team while you weren't coming home. AB
You: Oh? Wow, that's great. -AH
Stranger: Feel free to tell /her/ that. AB
You: Hey, cut me some slack would you? -AH
Stranger: Alexander, I love you. You mean the world to me. But our children and I need you. AB
You: I know you do... I'm trying okay? -AH
Stranger: No, Alexander, you aren't. AB
Stranger: You aren't ever home. You don't make efforts to come home. You've barely texted me these past days. AB
Stranger: You're putting in no effort. AB
Stranger: Busy, my ass. AB
You: What? You think I'm just here doing nothing? Making excuses? -AH
Stranger: I think that you're putting in nothing into this marriage, and I'm stuck here trying to save it on my own. AB
You: Aaron please.. -AH
I'm trying..I really am -AH
Stranger: All I asked was for you to spend /one week/ up north with your children over spring break, and you said no. AB
You: Yeah...guess I'm just an asshole -AH
Stranger: I love you. I wouldn't have married you if I didn't know what I was getting into. But I need you to be home. AB
You: I'm coming home now. You're getting what you want -AH
Stranger: It's not about getting what I wanted. This is about you being a good father. AB
You: Isn't that what you want? -AH
Stranger: Forget it. Just go back to work. AB
You: No. I have the kids. I'm coming home -AH
You: Theo and Phil say hi -AH
Stranger: I love them. You, I'm not sure about right now. AB
You: Sorry...I'm just..I'm tired. -AH
Stranger: You are coming up north with us. AB
Stranger: You're going to pack when you get home. AB
And you are going to eat all of your dinner. You are going to go to be at nine. AB
You: Okay, okay. Sorry -AH
Stranger: If you insist on acting like a child, I will treat you like one. Ab
You: I'm not acting like a child -AH
Stranger: Yes, you are. AB
Stranger: Alexander James Burr Hamilton. Do not. AB
You: Oh. We're almost home by the way -AH
Stranger: Alright. The kids are going to do their homework while you do what you have to. AB
Stranger: Alexander... AB
Stranger: I'm frustrated. I shouldn't be taking this out on you. AB
You: Who else are you going to take it out on? It's my fault -AH
Stranger: It's not completely your fault. AB
Stranger: Philip is gay, Alex. AB
Stranger: He hasn't come out yet. And he thinks we don't know. AB
You: Just give him time, then? -AH
Stranger: He's dating Lafayette's boy. AB
You: How'd you find that out? -AH
Stranger: Lafayette called me. AB
You: What was his reaction? -AH
Stranger: He wanted to know why Phil was spending so much time at their house. AB
You: What'd you tell him? -AH
Stranger: I had no idea why. He said he'd seen the boys kissing, we both made assumptions, and left it at that. AB
You: Fair enough. It's probably best to just leave them alone -AH
You: What? Did you have another idea? -AH
Stranger: No. I didn't. AB
You: There you go then -AH
Stranger: Don't be an ass. AB
You: Aaand we're home -AH
Stranger: Alright, fine. AB
You: Fine? That's all you have to say? -AH
Stranger: Right now? Yes. AB
Stranger: [long delay] Tell Theo she needs to get her grade in math up. AB
Stranger: I'm not home. AB
Stranger: I had to go back to the office. AB
You: Should I wait for you? -AH
Stranger: I'm mad at you. AB
You: What'd I do this time? -AH
Stranger: Don't bother. AB
You: So I'm just supposed to let you be mad at me? -AH
You: You're not even going to let my try and fix this? -AH
Stranger: You don't get to fix anything. AB
You: I'll leave you alone -AH
You: Will you be back for dinner? -AH
Stranger: Make dinner yourself. AB
You: I was going to. I was just asking if I should bother setting a place -AH
Stranger: No. Don't bother. AB
You: Have fun at the office -AH
You: [delayed] Can we talk about this? Please? -AH
You: You wanted me home, but so far all we've done is fight. -AH
Stranger: Well, gee, i wonder why. AB
You: Well you're not exactly helping, Mr. "I'm going to run away to avoid my problems" -AH
Stranger: It seems to be working just fine. AB
You: Yeah? But how long's that going to last? -AH
Stranger: As long as it needs to. AB
You: Why won't you talk to me? -AH
Stranger: Talk to you? /Talk/ to you? AB
Stranger: I'm sorry, I have been /ignored/ for the past four days. AB
You: Yes. If that's not too much to ask? -AH
You: Aaron, please. I'm tired of fighting about this. We're getting no where. -AH
Stranger: I don't know. I don't know, Alexander. I'm just sick of this. AB
You: Me? You're... sick of me.? -AH
Stranger: I'm sick of how you're acting. AB
You: Then I'll change -AH
Stranger: No, you won't. AB
You: You're not even giving me a chance -AH
Stranger: You've been given so many chances, Alex. And you haven't changed one damn bit. AB
You: Then I don't know what else to do.. -AH
Stranger: Just... don't. AB
You: Well...I guess it was fun while it lasted.. -AH
Stranger: I love Alexander Hamilton. But you're not the Alexander I fell in love with. AB
You: Then who am I? Tell me, because I don't even know anymore -AH
Stranger: I don't know either. AB
Stranger: I'm staying in my office tonight. AB
Stranger: I don't know how long I'm going to stay. AB
You: Four days maybe? -AH
Stranger: I don't know. AB
You: Take your time.. -AH