give unto me

INDIE AU MULTI-MUSE ACCOUNT.PLEASE READ RULES & MUSES PAGE!THIS BLOG WILL FEATURE GRAPHIC, NSFW MATERIAL. MUSES AND MUN ARE ALL 18+.THIS PAGE IS MULTI-SHIP/VERSE.mascot is Sen Mitsuji. tracking url.

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[howevermine]

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[oncegilded-blog]

If you roleplay a ship with me,

[thislonesomelife]

You will get—- Adequate ship building time. Realistic obstacles for them to overcome. Sweet fluff. Sexy smut. As much action as I can mange. Tons of angst. Possibly random drabbles. Occasional gif/photo sets, or manips. @ tagged in all kinds of things. ← THIS Headcanons about anything and everything. Completely sick of my ass.

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Send me ┼ for my muse's reaction to walking in on your muse

Number Generator

1. Standing over a body

2. Covered in blood

3. Unconcious

4. Being attacked

5. Torturing someone

6. Struggling to breathe

7. Committing suicide

8. Having a mental breakdown

9. Wearing just a towel

10. Wearing sexy lingerie

11. Completely naked

12. Kissing someone

13. Having sex with someone

14. Watching porn

15. Masturbating

16. Taking suggestive pictures

17. Drunk

18. Practicing pick up lines

19. Asleep

20. Dancing with themselves

21. Packing their bags

22. Climbing out the window

23. Crying at a movie

24. Crying

25. Mun’s choice!

[soprxno-blog]

meme; things I like to know about rp partners

[thislonesomelife]

i came up with this based on things i love to know about rp partners! ;; feel free to reblog and fill in your own answers -- or don't. shh. love me.

                   FILL IN:

i like to be called: Asshole, Queermo & Ace. my favorite color is: Neon green. gender: Genderqueer. one thing you should know about me: I'm a lazy piece of shit. one thing you should know about my muse: They are all pieces of shit. first language: English.

                   HIGHLIGHT:

age range: under 13 | 14-17 | 18-22 | 23-25 | 26-29 | 30+ am i okay with NSFW?: yes | no | sometimes i have one | more than one muse(s) — this is | isn’t my main blog.  my favorite/most common thing to rp is: angst | fluff | smut | crack | other oc friendly? yes | no | depends rp blog does | doesn’t contain ooc posts

[aitakahiro]

                                                   TAKAHIRO MORITA

     One Ok Rock’s idiotic vocalist                                   your favorite senpai

I’m new and maybe just a little lonely— my dash is moving at the pace of a snail, honestly I just need people to bother like 24/7. help a guy out?? i’m pretty fucking rad. 

                                            reblog - like - follow? 

[thislonesomelife]

Casual reminder. 98% of the time, I’m totally cool with memes getting turned into threads.

BUT! Please copy and paste it into a new text post. Please don’t reblog the ask itself.

[clxbsanity]

That makes quite a bit of sense, actually—

[thislonesomelife]

As for what you said in the tags, that's a big rp no-no. If you state you are multiship, no muse your muse is dating, has the right to walk in on you and another muse. Unless you specifically state/plan for it to be a cheating plot-- then it is not something they should be doing, at all. I've seen that happen before and the people OOC would end up getting so pissed, because the storylines are not connected. If anyone does that to you, honestly ignore their post. If you ask you why you did so, you tell them straight up: 'This version of my character does not know yours, thus he/she is not cheating, because they are not together in this plot'. --Never limit your characters (however, 3 seems good, as you said), you never know what potential they could have in a new verse/plot with another person, so hindering them is the last thing you want to do. Sometimes, it's best to do this-- not even for potential ships, but for character backgrounds as well. You could plot with someone and find that an alternate version of your character who has an ex-wife, or a deceased husband, ends up fitting into this verse you created-- however, you're unable to create such a thing when you are singleship-- since your partner is clearly living. Those are just a couple of reasons I think multiship is better. Of course, some people don't like it/agree with it, but it's your fucking character, not theirs. They can suck a lemon. -shrugs;

[thislonesomelife]

“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”

"Maaaaaayyyb-- okay yes, yes it is. Whenever I think about having some cake, I look at her... and then I have the cake. Best of both worlds, really."

[thislonesomelife]

[text]: I may or may not have eaten the entire gingerbread house we made two days ago.

[ text ] You did what?! That was supposed to be for the dinner party tonight! …I may or may not have eaten the cake we also made for said party. We’re both at fault here.

[comerpwithme]

STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”

“You were right. As per usual.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”

“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”

“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”

“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”

“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”

“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”

“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”

“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”

“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”

“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”

“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”

“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”

“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”

“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”

“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”

“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”

“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”

“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”

“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”

“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”

“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”

“How much money do you have on you?”

“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”

“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”

“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”

“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”

“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”

“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”

“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”

“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”

“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”

“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”

“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”

“My dog licks better than you do.”

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”

“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”

“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”

“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”

“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”

“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”

“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”

“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.

[text] So it involves feces and large birds.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text] Please come back. I miss you.

[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.

[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.

[text] Please. I need this so badly.

[text] I trust you completely.

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.

[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.

[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.

[text] I will not get you donuts.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.

[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.

[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.

[text] You’re cute.

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[text] Fuck off.

[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.

[grheene]

[trappedinthepit]

"Hey do you wanna rolepl-‘

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) of fucking course I wanna roleplay don’t even ask

[chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Back Kiss

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Kiss in the Rain

22: Then there’s tongue

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dear current and future rp partners: i’m going to go days without replying to you, please don’t take it personally.

[thislonesomelife]

THE ULTIMATE HOLIDAY THEMED ASK MEME {part of: ❄ twenty-five days of elle} 

SEND ME A SYMBOL

▲: One of our muses tries to catch snowflakes on their tongue. ☾: Your muse asks for help decorating a gingerbread house. ♪: One of our muses inviting the other for a Christmas duet. ♦: Our muses wrap presents together. ☃: Our muses build a snowman together. ✈: Our muses travel somewhere for the holidays. ✎: My muse’s Christmas card to yours. ✘: My muse runs into your muse while trying to buy them a Christmas present.  ✆: My muse calls your muse while drunk on eggnog.  ツ: Our muses go caroling.  ✿: My muse gives your muse a Christmas present. ø: Our muses cuddle by the fireplace with hot cocoa.  ✌: Our muses argue over which Christmas movie to watch.  ♡: Our muses kiss under a mistletoe.  ♛: Our muses kiss at midnight on New Year’s.  ➸: Our muses decorate their house together. ♘: Our muses put up a Christmas tree and decorate it. ✰: My muse invites your muse to dance to Christmas songs. ☼: Our muses volunteer to help out for the holidays. ∞: Our muses go tree shopping. ❖: Our muses go ice skating together. ☁: Our muses go sledding.  ✉: Your muse hits mine with a snowball in order to start a snowball fight.  ϟ: Our muses bake Christmas cookies together. ↺: Our muses doing something holiday-themed with their kid(s).

SENTENCES

"Look! It’s snowing!" "Do we really have to leave cookies for Santa?" "Santa’s not real! There, I said it!" "Where do we hang the stockings if we don’t have a fireplace?" "You really don’t have to get me anything this year." "Do we really have to go to your parents’ house for Christmas?" "Let’s just sit in our pajamas and watch Christmas movies all day." "You’re gonna become huge if you keep eating all of Santa’s cookies." "Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it." "This is the best Christmas I’ve ever had." "This is the worst Christmas ever." "Is that mistletoe?" "You look cold. Here, take my scarf." "I’m just not a fan of the holidays." "You’ve had the Christmas radio on non-stop for five hours."

TEXT MESSAGES

[text]: I just accidentally told our son/daughter that Santa isn’t real. [text]: The Christmas tree is on fire. [text]: So cold. Need cuddles. [text]: Christmas is a time to be honest, so this is it — I’m in love with you. [text]: I may or may not have eaten the entire gingerbread house we made two days ago. [text]: I just saw two people dressed as Santa fist fighting in a mall. Christmas is ruined! [text]: I’m may or may not be wearing mistletoe underwear. Wanna find out for sure? [text]: I made an oopsie and let’s just say we have over 500 candy canes in our apartment right now.  [text]: I can’t believe I have to spend Christmas Eve in a hospital.  [text]: So what if I made out with a guy dressed as Santa Claus?! I was drunk! [text]: I know it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, but Merry Christmas. [text]: Just fought a 50 year old lady over a pair of gloves for my dad. He better be grateful, because she almost clawed my eyes out.  [text]: If I see one more picture on Instagram of a snowman with Frozen lyrics underneath, I’m gonna explode up in this bitch.