bones

ceph | they/he/it | im 23 i just dont update that shit unless im liking hornyposts

[equinoxe-ogg]

dont dm to ebeg im on ebt

[squipedmew]

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

[celestial-raposa]

I don't think I ever posted this on Tumblr

Zine I made about some removed Minecraft features and stuff :^) U can get here

[blackshvck]

finding a new food you like as a picky eater will have you feeling like the dril candles tweet

[thesquishyfish]

the view from the friiway

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[libationbearers]

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[sevens-for-dawn]

[Image description: a text exchange, all in caps.

Sending: "Guess how many words I wrote today"

Receiving: "[four eye emojis]

Receiving: "How many?"

Sending: "You don't have to guess I'm going to tell you"

Sending: "1"

Description ends.]

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[creekfiend]

its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.