random deh headcanons pt 2
-the murphys have an amazon alexa
-jared is lowkey a sneakerhead. and he has like 2 things from supreme which he treasures
-connor has an iphone 6s plus and he won’t get a newer one because then it won’t have a headphone jack and he likes his headphones. he doesn’t have a case on it but the screen has never cracked
-zoe works at anthropologie
-evan is a boy scout and his eagle project is planting trees in a park
-zoe and connor both touch their hair a lot and sometimes they do it at the same time and once they realize it they’re like “okay yeah we’re DEFINITELY related”
-connor gets really uncomfortable when people comment on his height because he doesn’t know what to say in response
-alana has an older brother who’s just as smart but without the anxiety. they LOVE each other !!!! she also has a lot of younger cousins and she babysits for them a lot
-jared always has a condom in his wallet just in case. the thing is, he never switches it out so it’s super old and definitely ineffective
-speaking of, evan’s mom bought him a box of condoms when he was like 15 and both of them were absolutely mortified. the unopened box is still under his sink
-jared also makes “your mom” jokes ironically but he doesn’t make them about heidi because how could anyone slander her
-zoe plays softball and volleyball and she lowkey understands other sports. she can watch a football game and kind of enjoy it
larry tried to teach connor golf so he technically CAN play golf but he hates it with his entire being
-jared cares about soccer!!! but that’s it no other sports
-evan and connor were on the same little league team when they were like 6
-evan does origami when he gets anxious. he’s trying to make 1,000 paper cranes but that takes a long time. he’s also tried coloring and yoga but they both stress him out
-connor actually LOVES yoga because he’s so long and lanky he’s really good at it. he likes to smoke weed and then do yoga to get a lil extra zen
-alana is not actually a good driver. she’s really responsible and tries to follow all the rules but she’s just not good at it
-connor only gets solid colored pajama pants so that he can wear them to school if he doesn’t feel
-the murphy parents don’t notice when connor and zoe charge stuff to their amazon account, so they go WILD with that
-jared breaks his glasses like once a month, but he won’t get contacts because he doesn’t like the way he looks without glasses
-zoe’s phone screen is cracked despite the fact that she has an otterbox case
-evan and alana are vanilla ice cream people. connor, zoe, and jared are chocolate ice cream people (connor and jared are lactose intolerant tho)
-alana is addicted to chapstick and has some with her at all times
-to be continued probably