𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 @thnzg - Tumblr Blog

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

What in the ACTUAL FUCK DID LONDON DO TO DESERVE THIS

#actual ache and despair that mcr is still out here hurting my fucking feelings #i drove all the way to jersey for them and this is the thanks i get

byjove

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

#the 1991 eruption of mt. pinotubo

leonbutchkennedy

#me unfortunately #apologies to the people i have ghosted #i am overwhelmed all the time and long for the era of telegraphs apparently

infectiouspiss

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

infectiouspiss

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

infectiouspiss

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

labcorphehe-deactivated20260118

tmi stands for tell me immediately

ghostswhowontwearpants

Mosquito jewelry by Les Nereides

zxid

collection

fishlung8877

sniperct

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

sunsetagain

Chk-chak. PEW PEW PEW!

thethirdromana

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

vampfuneralpyre

depsidase

hippiedippieblondie

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?