Barn Owl Boy

original blog of @tytoalbias, archived for posterity"Call me Josbird. Aspiring teacher, mathematician, computer programmer. I think about having wings a lot and I absolutely adore dogs."

[catboymoments]

fuck personality tests reblog this with the position u sleep in and how u like ur eggs cooked

[catboymoments]

People reblogging this with “on my back” and “hard boiled” are to be feared

[twothousandbees]

Hc Murdoc punches thing out of instinct and that's why he's banned from all the haunted houses

uh spirit house boom checkmate

[memequeenmachine420]

I meant halloween haunted houses you dipshit and besides this is a headcanon shut your fucking mouth

[twothousandbees]

checkmate, bitch

[memequeenmachine420]

FUCK Y O U

[otmaromanovas]

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

[anonymous-plume]

It: *goes like this* 4th & 5th: *exists consecutively* Fall: minor Lift: major King: *baffled but composing* Hallelujah 

[thesaucymerchant]

Your faith: strong, but needing proof Her: seen bathing on the roof You: overthrown by beauty and moonlight She tied you to: a kitchen chair Your throne: broken Your hair: cut Drawn from your lips: The Hallelujah

[thomas-the-tank-edison]

@yoursaltness

[aigislovesrobots]

he makes a serious point here

[chasemyrabbit]

Visit Original Link

Earth, Wind & Fire- September 

[b0ggyb1tch]

It’s time

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[memewhore]

[thomas-the-tank-edison]

The Defenders: How Shall We Get to the Boardroom?

Danny "White Privilege" Rand: Shows up in a suit, gets escorted in by security.

Luke "Harlem's Hero" Cage: Busting in like the Kool-Aid Man

Matthew "Vigilantism as an addiction metaphor" Murdock: unnecessary staircase parkour with a scarf on his face

Jessica Goddamn Jones: Takes the fucking elevator like a normal-ass person, what is wrong with you people

[disappearinvisible]

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

same

[shinyx2]

[d3dans]

[catbountry]

[nieyao]

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

[vault11overseer]

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

[nieyao]

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Good dads that will make you smile

[sitlausdeo]

Goals

[gatoaburrido-blog-blog]

[alienshepard]

Shepard is 70% machine after Lazarus. Shepard gets hacked during the Overlord DLC. This raises one question:

Can you run Doom on Shepard?

[alienshepard]

They start another Lazarus Project to resurrect Todd Howard so that he can release another Skyrim only available for and on Shepard

[just-shower-thoughts]

Spiders are the only web developers that enjoy finding bugs.

[disgustinganimals]

jfc

[hazelmarswolfe13-deactivated202]

[dankmemeuniversity]