Back, You Foul Beast

General 20-something loser. I adhere to a set of standards and tastes that appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges. Go analog, baby.

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[cheaphalloweencostume]

mannnnnnnnnn

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[victusinveritas]

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

[outw4rd]

sigh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

[joey-wheeler-official]

skyrim guard: now you best not go looking for old man fucks murder cavern

quest added: look for old man fucks murder cavern

[ooccouchgags]

[bluestockingbaby]

(via @allieinarden )

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[breakbeatbun]

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

[flipchild]

fishing; the thinking man's gacha

[beefwizard91]

[theehorsepusssy]

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

[meow-moment]

this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[zwoelffarben]

Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.

[hellenhighwater]

Four of the monoliths have been off in Indiana doing their jobs but I'm going to go fetch them on Sunday and bring them home. Monoliths reunion!

But also. They're actually not monoliths.

[harborfreight]

off season day 29

[versacethotty]

trump would have nvr survived bisexual allegations. looking back someone definitely should have started that.

[versacethotty]