Tankie/Campist blog drinking game
For whenever you're really bored or feel like getting wasted alone.
Take a shot every time:
Complaint about the very idea of votingÂ
FundraiserÂ
Dismisses charities as corrupt
Praises RussiaÂ
Praises China
Praises Syria
Praises Iran
Praises North KoreaÂ
Praises Hamas, Hezbollah, or the HouthisÂ
Link to Grayzone articleÂ
Suicide baiting or wishing death on other usersÂ
Anime mention
Video game mention
Says (or implies) that Hitler or Mussolini were electedÂ
"Death to America" (take an extra shot if user is an American)Â
Treats Muslim and Arab as synonyms or near synonyms
"Death to Israel"
Dismisses misogyny as not real or unimportant
Dismisses antisemitism as not real or unimportant
Calls Jews white (especially if it's in relation to Israel)Â
Complaints about white people when user is also whiteÂ
User is not American, but is very invested in American electoral politics Â
Complaining about "homonationalism" (by which they mean talking about homophobia in any place other than Western Europe, Israel, or the Anglosphere. If you do this you are implicitly arguing for an invasion ... somehow)
Complaining about neoliberalism, when it's plain they're using the term incorrectly (neoliberalism actually refers to support of free market economics, shrinking the size of the state, and privatizing public or government-owned industries)
Complaining about Zionism
Uses phrase "imperial core"Â
Uses phrase "global south"Â Â
Reinvents idea of social fascism. (Take an extra half shot if they don't note how that worked out poorly for German communists in the 30's)
Denies mass killing or atrocity of communist or leftist regimeÂ
Denies mass killings of non-left authoritarian regime that they want to defend for ... some reasonÂ
Praises mass killings as long as it's of "bad people"
Vladimir Lenin mention, painting, or photoÂ
Joseph Stalin mention, painting or photo
Mao Zedong mention, painting or photoÂ
Take two shots when:Â
Tantrum about someone asking them to tag graphic war footage or photosÂ
Dunks on anarchists
Long post with no paragraph breaksÂ
Anger that people aren't donating enough to fundraisersÂ
They seem so angry or depressed you actually worry for their well-beingÂ
Dismisses the idea of war crimes or human rights as liberal praxisÂ
Presents themselves as expert on the Middle East, North Africa, and Central Asia when you're fairly sure they aren't aware that Turkey, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Iran aren't Arab countries
Drink a whole glass when:
Talks about their volunteer work
Posts links about how to volunteer at soup kitchens, homeless shelters, or co-ops
Talks about reading a book (or even just mentions one)
Disclaimer: I am NOT responsible for any liver damage you suffer. Play at your own risk.














