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I’ve been here for over a decade. I will go down with this website. TERFs, incel types, & assholes -> do not interact. I go by Thor(he/him). 26 & very queer. Feel free to message or ask anything I go by @Thor_Winchester & @ThorAfterDark on Twitter

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[teathattast]

[gluten-free-pussy]

WHAT

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

Pusheen is married?!?

[lilkearnsie]

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

[mortimermcmirestinks]

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

[foulfowledfool]

an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

she's Irish

[helloitsbees]

everyone say happy birthday pusheen

[suiine]

blacksmith's boy

[volchoketonepivo]

Sonne

🌞

[gozoakarte]

you've saved me from the streets,

now let me pleasure you on the sheets

[rabentanz]

a pages caring hands

based on Solomon Joseph Solomon's "A Page Buckling On A Knight’s Armour" because that's just them

[genyasglockk]

Robby going from manhandling Dennis every five seconds to staring at him longingly any time he's within eyeshot. Somebody must've gotten scolded by HR.

[puppiegracie]

I just HAD to bro

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[ririazul]

[myleftpinkytoe]

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".

So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

[fruitcakebro]

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

[teaboot]

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

[purpledngnoodle]

Big thanks to Fam suggesting Henry comforting Hans after a nightmare. Sometimes a bit of angst soothes my inner goth teen.

[eggdrawsthings]

time skip hucklerobby maybe???

[helvyeah1]

motorcycles aren’t the only things you can ride

[hucklenberries]

absolutely loved this scene 🙂‍↕️

[thor-winchester]

Coworker bought herself a 3lb package of pez

[slowspinningredemption]

love how when people go to europe they'll say the country and when people go to the usa they'll say the state and when people go to asia they'll say the country and when people go to south america they'll say the country but when people go to africa they go to africa. like ok bru. wow. the entire thing? impressive

[slowspinningredemption]

"when my dad was in spain last summer..." ok "when i was backpacking around thailand..." cool "back when i visited florida...'" nice "my sister's in africa right now--" BROTHER WHERE

[ransao]

My favorite thing about this topic as an African is when people ask me where I’m from and I say I’m from Cape Verde (then I usually have to explain that it’s an archipelago near the Senegalese coasts) and then they answer with something along the lines of "omg my cousin did a road trip in Kenya!" And I just have to stand there are try to explain to them that the distance between CV and Kenya is around the distance between the USA and Bolivia or Pakistan and f#%! France. Westerners just know nothing about African geography and/or cultures and it often leads to awkward or racist situations.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me