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jay / he/she / 27 / cowbutch99 on twitter / rampant transexual

[mx-marriott]

All around us all the time

[iamafatvagina101]

If you call women "goonbait" you have to shoot yourself It doesn't get better for people of your kind

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

fml i just sent the "we ain't never solving this shit lmao" text to the Victims' Families Group Chat instead of the Hardened Detectives Group Chat ☠️☠️💀

[909th]

i’m getting evicted from my own mind palace

[mossy-cobble]

caught a gnome trying to steal a single grape so i blew him apart with my mind

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[dogpuppy]

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[imjustexistingtbh]

let’s bonk with mama

[ewaneneollav]

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

[sillystringstar]

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

[sillystringstar]

my post? dont smoke my post?

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me