just jupiter

jupiter ~ he/they~ number one airborne toxic event fan ~ ray toro appreciator ~ art @justjupitersart

[justjupitersart]

a series of colored pencil fruits for a commission :)

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[houndmother]

“go early, it’s hard to find parking” you want public transit. “don’t go on weekends, traffic is terrible” you want public transit. “once i parked i had to walk half a mile to the entrance” you want public transit. “it took me an hour to get out of the area after the concert” you want public transit. “ugh somebody needs to DD” you want public transit. “can you drive? my car won’t start” you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit.

[mikahseacole]

"my car broke down and now i have to pay 5k i dont have to get it fixed" you want public transport. "there are so many shit drivers on the road" you want public transport. "i get nauseous in cars" you want public transport. "i'd love to chat with my friends instead of having to focus on the road when we go somewhere" you want public transport. "i hate potholes" you want public transport. "my grandma has to pay 50$ for a shopping trip because she can't drive and needs to use uber" you want public transport. "i don't like my daughter/sister/etc getting in some random dude's car to get home, it feels unsafe" you want public transport. "I want to have a stronger sense of community and know who lives in my area" you want public transport.

[twistingwatcher]

MAG 97 - We All Ignore How Jon Sims Pronounces ‘Chehalis’

[stupidsexygrizzop]

as somebody from washington state, MAG 97 is a top ten episode for me

[leggy-mceggy]

As a Washingtonian, the amount of times beer is mentioned in MAG 97 (We all ignore the pit) has me screaming. Half of me wonders if the only thing Jonny knows about Washington is our insatiable beer lust.

[imjustexistingtbh]

oh my god i just realized that in mag 97 we all ignore the pit, the statement giver moves to CHEHALIS. jon’s pronunciation is SO butchered it’s taken me years (and like. five relistens) to realize that omg

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[cinemamind]

🦕👻

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[imjustexistingtbh]

google how do i fill the empty gaping hole inside my chest where my soul should be. google how do i fix a part of me that is inherently wrong. google how do i stop this hole in my heart from bleeding.

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[gerardpilled]

Soooo happy we finally have a clear picture of him reading Interview with the Vampire