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Hi there! c: I was originally overboard-with-ideas, but now I'm just proclaiming my chickens nuggets ! Anywho, I'll be posting whatever!

[insolent-cadaver]

I wish MY life was going according to keikaku

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[sea-lestial-dream-witch]

🕯💚🔔🏵🎍🎋🍀🎋🎍🏵🔔💚🕯

If you’re reading this, good luck will befall you and you will receive some good news within a week’s time.

🏵like to charge🏵 🎍reblog to cast🎍

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[valtsv]

i know it can come across as reading too much into things sometimes but i’m such a sucker for the the unspoken aspects of a relationship dynamic. stuff like “i know it’s them, i’d recognize that stupid hair/face/distinctive article of clothing anywhere” implying that the speaker has observed the subject of their description long and regularly enough to accurately recall their physical appearance, or “i made you coffee, just how you like it” implying that they’ve not only spent long enough time together to learn and memorize their preferences and habits, but actually cared enough to make the effort to do so

[ugly-cat-sweater]

[crowswritetoo]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Small your dick

Unsmall your dick

Your dick

Bad

[frottinq]

There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[phontsforevs]

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

[queenblacksugar]

Sorryyyy 😬😐

[westafricanlux]

Ouch

[dovedove222]

I’m

[id-eat-luffys-ass-out]

Strawhat crew’s day-old friend: gets disrespected, kidnapped, killed, or something bad happens to someone close to them.

Straw hats getting ready to beat the shit outta whoever, whenever, whyever:

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

[echarping]

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

for now

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[i-need-a-doctor-run]

I’m reblogging for the dog’s face

[supergirl-fanfiction]

same ^

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[deactivated6022607-deactivated2]

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

[thomasthetwinkengine]

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

[datesanddamian]

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

[whitewolfpharaoh-deactivated201]

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

[sortableroseanimations]

I would like and could use a small miracle

[sortableroseanimations]

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

[riverblight]

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

[bookishdiplodocus]

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

[redeadepression]

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

[epicfangirl01]

Please, great fortune cookie of writing. I beg of you.

[huffle-ego]

I need this right now man!

[asteriaways]

fuck it

[glitterandrocketfuel]

Might as well

[laudanumcafe]

*fingers crossed* please please please please

[duker42]

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[fiendsangelical]

Reporter: So, Mr. Stark, who is accompanying you today?

Tony: This is Pepper Potts. I’m her trophy husband.

[themortalinstrumentss]

Trigger warning: Suicide

Ok guys, I know you’ve all seen like a million of these tumblr posts but

Please

Please

Please

Like and reblog this post as much as possible.

My friend is contemplating suicide and we’ve agreed that for every note this gets, she lives another day.

So please, please like, reblog and comment on this post

I don’t know what I’d do without her

[cherryblossom-chopper]

I know this isn’t on my blog theme but it’s so important ya’ll

[nessa007]

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

[scoobycool9]

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[goldenstars-for-goldenhearts]

Good luck everyone!