Strange Little Firebird

Random posts and fandom shite. Patron Saint of Trickysinning & star of The Real Housewives of Bitch Bottom. **80% Disgusting 20% Sexy** Catch me on AO3 @laudanum_cafe

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@laudanumcafe @allkindsofplatinumandpercocet @smalltalktorture Jarmor

[everythingfox]

One of these things is not like the others

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@laudanumcafe @smalltalktorture @allkindsofplatinumandpercocet

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@laudanumcafe

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Damn right.

[wrengrif]

For FIVE HUNDRED NOTES, I present:

Self-Appointed Ambassador of Earth, Get The Fuck Off My Lawn, Anthony J. Crowley.

You Bullied Me And Now I Am Your Fucking Boss, Bitch, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale.

Coming to cause problems for Heaven and Hell, at a Season Three near you.

A million thanks to @beelzeebub for their AMAZING rendition of my vision! Go buy their art they are amaaaaaazinnng!

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*Reclines in an armchair and reads fanfiction like a man from the 1950s would read a newspaper after work*

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I feel called out hehe

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@laudanumcafe @smalltalktorture 👺

[scottishmushroom]

Sitting here watching s2xe5 and it’s the scene where Crowley is asking Aziraphale why his French is so bad and he says “I went to Monsieur Rossignol’s night classes in 1760”.

I decided to Google if this was a real person since the name wasn’t familiar to me, and instead I had my giant gay heart stomped on by Neil Gaiman once again.

The French word for nightingale: Rossignol

It’s the language of romance and Aziraphale took night classes with a Mr. Nightingale. I CAN’T BREATHE.

[ploridafanthers]

Hey! Don't get dead in a hurricane, ok?

it's the only way to go to floridian heaven

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I love the idea of a Florida Valhalla

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I showed this to a friend at work and he named the Florida afterlife Vallahassee

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@laudanumcafe

[moss-balll]

they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.

[stromuprisahat]

#bro was in it for 3 minutes and was somehow the gayest character in the show #in the very gay show

black-rosegold:

#also pete davidson ie. david’s father in law was job??? #had me cracking up

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

#they brought this kid in and said hey flirt with your dad's co-star #and he said ok bet

cptnvers:

#that finger brush to aziraphale's chest. quite literally he came he served cunt and committed to the bit  #WAIT it's even funnier bc apparently david didn't know he auditioned for good omens in this role. #he auditioned and went on the set and said. im about to be hilarious

song-spero:

#making hearteyes at michael sheen is apparently a dominant genetic trait

vyeoh:

#all nepo baby actors should be required to hit on their parent's work bf in front of their parent #to prove themselves

[goodomensbutwrong]

Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Aziraphale: Sure!

Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?

Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[nicostiel]

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

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The Apology Dance ™️

bonus:

[et-in-arkadia]

aziraphale and crowley try to perform the tiniest most unobservable fraction of a miracle together and they end up producing a massive burst of power so astonishing in scope that it sets off alarm bells in heaven where it can be seen as an enormous purple beam and radiates with a force twenty-five times the energy needed to raise someone from the dead. we’re told only an archangel could perform an act of such earth-shaking consequence which again is the result of them trying to exert their abilities in the subtlest way possible so can you imagine what they’re going to be like in bed? talk about the second coming. in this essay i will

[fandom]

Normally we'd make a joke about Good Omens here but we're still too emotionally fragile about it to do so.

The long-awaited second season of Good Omens is finally out on @primevideo, and, well, it's gonna be a long wait for season three. Thanks to all the fan artists and fic writers who will hold us over until then. The Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir movie premiered on @netflix, and fans are delighting in drawing comparisons with the show. Five Nights at Freddy's Ruin DLC dropped, so we hope all y'all are enjoying all the new frightening gameplay. One of the most anticipated manga chapters of Jujutsu Kaisen was animated in the latest episode, while the manga itself has been a continual spiral of mind-blowing fights. The trailer for the film adaptation of Red, White, & Royal Blue is whipping fans into a tizzy. Finally, Twitter is X now. Sure. This is Tumblr's Week in Review.

Good Omens

Barbie

Twitter

Five Nights at Freddy's

Ineffable Husbands | Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Elon Musk

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Barbenheimer

Crowley | Good Omens

The Witcher

Aziraphale | Good Omens

Oppenheimer

Artists on Tumblr

Margot Robbie

The Welcome Home ARG

Jujutsu Kaisen

Ryan Gosling

The Dragon Prince

Red, White & Royal Blue

Greta Gerwig

[neil-gaiman]

1,5,9,11...

[irispurpurea]

So here’s what I’m thinking.

Good Omens was about Crowley being charged with delivering the Antichrist to earth and overseeing his upbringing.

The sequel, then, would’ve been about Aziraphale being charged with bringing about the Second Coming. A nice parallel to the first book.

But in order to get there, we would need a reason as to why it was Aziraphale, not Gabriel, who was charged with that. Traditionally it would’ve been Gabriel, right?

So Gabriel had to go away somehow, and Aziraphale had to become Supreme Archangel after rejecting and being rejected by Heaven. Hence, season 2, connecting the two stories.

And I love how Season 2 did this.

(and I have a lot of thoughts, so putting the rest of this long post beneath the cut)

Keep reading

[dailyflicks]

#The way Crowley distances himself from Aziraphale by putting on his glasses for the first time this season in the bookshop