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is this gonna get me fired you think

#sentences that WOULD have gotten me fired at Old Job #they laid me off anyway lol

you don't belong to them, but you are mine

#this sunk every single one of my battleships #I was unprepared for Cophine fanart in the year 2026 #I miss them #Orphan Black #Cophine

apocryphics

#hmmmm

littlestpersimmon

a safer place, in a softer earth

torirosepatrocolus

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

fiollaigean

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

chthonicillness

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

amazoogle

the enemy drank water today. did you?

ewoly5

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

everythingfox

Identical twins

countesspetofi

#that's just two cats right there #cats

teaboot

As a childhood know-it-all who has grown into the Weird Facts Person. Please know that sharing wonder is my love language. I’m not trying to ‘look smart’ I’m trying to share the joy and excitement and nothing makes me happier. Tell me your weird niche knowledge back I promise that’s all I want

#listening to weird facts from my partner and friends is one of the greatest joys in life #as is being the Weird Fact Sharer when my time rolls around

jpechacek

the odyssey, homer

ruhrohrexia

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

janefondalesbian-archive-deacti

politeyeti

delphine + lips

#felt relevant to bring this back now that Pax and Celeste are finally together #Delphine Cormier #but also obviously #huge Celeste energy #thank you to OB for my partner and also our D&D chars #Orphan Black

ashoss

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

slowlikehoney1996

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

#hey I'm so glad timezones are not a problem anymore #we did go to battle with space and time and I'd say we won <3

twilightofthesandwiches

Alright, you know what? You’ve just been Isekai’d into the 5E D&D world! Spin this Wheel to find out your Class and, to make it more interesting, your Subclass!

How are you feeling?

HELL YEAH THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

This class is perfect for me! (complimentary)

This is pretty cool!

Not bad but… could better

Some parts of this are GREAT and some are TERRIBLE and it kinda evens out

I mean, I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die but at least I’ll be cool as hell

Well, I’m gonna hate being this Class but at least I’m gonna survive

I feel utterly indifferent about my Class

This class is perfect for me… (derogatory)

This isn’t good for me, but… could be worse

Yeah, this sucks