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Check out The West Passage - THE LADIES REIGN. THE PALACE ROTS. THE BEAST RISES. Five starred reviews from Kirkus, <

happy pride! for the low, low price of a book, you can own my book!

jpechacek

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for the low, low price of a different book, you can preorder my next book!

#I loved The West Passage #highly recommend #and very VERY excited to hear about this new book!

sourdough-seal

getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling

#this is so true #one of the feelings that makes life worth living #and I mean that in the most optimistic way possible

sluttynurse

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

#conversations my partner and I have every time it is foggy #minus Ringo

shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

party-gilmore

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

greatmountainfloofsquatch

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

tonsillessscum

Leia post in honor of Carrie Fisher’s passing which was 7 years ago today.

#I miss her #Leia Organa #Star Wars

oliviawhen

Some little drawings about how un-ergonomic Brioche is.

#Madeline when we have desk time #some might say this is my fault for allowing her to have desk time in the first place #but have you considered: she is very cute and she just really really wants to hang out #how could I deny her #Madeline #cats

alfea

look up what song was #1 on your 10th birthday (link below the poll to a site for that), how do you feel about that song?

i love it

i like it

it's okay

i dislike it

i hate it

i'm aware of it but haven't heard it

i've never heard of it

Voting ended onJan 9

Find the number one song on any day. Listen now or watch the music video. Featuring the top hits from all the charts.

#It Must Have Been Love by Roxanne #never heard of it #it was fine

littlestpersimmon

Across the Rainforest

#this is so beautiful!

oeing-oeing-clay

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

unhelpfultarot

Five of Cups and Temperance

You can never quite make it look like the picture on the recipe.

#so true

0fficelady

Green onion is very important☝️

#so true 🙂‍↕️#I am eating green onion RIGHT now

twilightofthesandwiches

Surprise! You’ve been Isekai’d into a D&D World… but it’s specifically a 3.5 Edition D&D world and due to a weird Glitch in the system you have been assigned not just a Base Class, but also one of that edition’s weird and wacky Prestige Class as well! Spin this wheel to see what you got!

(I added a short little summary for each Class explaining the basic gist of it. Although obviously you can also look them up to get more detailed info)

So…how are you feeling?

HELL YEAH THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

This class is perfect for me! (complimentary)

This is pretty cool!

Not bad but… could be better

Some parts of this sounds GREAT and some sound TERRIBLE

I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die but at least I’ll be cool as hell until then

Well, I’m gonna hate being this Class but at least I’m gonna survive

I feel utterly indifferent about my Class

This class is perfect for me… (derogatory)

This isn’t good for me, but… could be worse

Yeah, this sucks

OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE I AM GONNA BE MISERABLE AND THAN I’LL DIE

Voting ended onJan 11

#first spin: Wizard of High Sorcery (Black Robe)#an evil wizard specializing in necromancy and mind control whose powers are given by the Black Moon Goddess #not into the evil part but the aesthetic and the special access to magic libraries are cool #second spin: Windrider #specializes in training fighting alongside unusual mounts #the horse girl in me appreciates this but honestly idk what else this class gets to do besides Have Sick Ride #last spin: Hellreaver #a good warrior who fights against devils with the divine power of moral outrage and holy fury #NOW we are talking!!! sign me up baby

catasters

sepdet

I love how this photo demonstrates every single molecule of "how can you tell if a cat likes you"

whole body lifted upwards towards Friend

walking to brush against/wrap around leg

front legs together to assist with tippy toe back arch

back legs slightly back stretch so gooood

question mark tail

head and tail also rubbing Friend

position of trust: cannot see Friend, knows Friend is looking out for cat

SPROING WHISKERS curling forward & down (cat smile)

I adore sproing whiskers of happiness.

#cats #they ARE friends :)))

brianna-lei

There aren’t enough LGBTQ-friendly Chinese fantasy games, so we’re making one!!

Fly passengers around town on your giant pet crane

Unravel a mystery with 5 endings and wild twists

Fall in love??

It's called The Crane Rider's Tale and THERE'S ONLY 72 HOURS LEFT to back it on Kickstarter!! Help fund our game for gay people who are insane and love suffering!!