It's the Thot that Counts

labia majora's mask

[ruinedchildhood]

[boopsloop141]

30 and still on tumblr? Embarrassing.

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[lavenderlemniscate]

[radiofreederry]

I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!

[nateistakensblog-deactivated202]

See the difference is that outside of the US people don't need to worry about helmets because the roads and streets are actually safe

[radiofreederry]

ASPHALT IS ASPHALT AND CONCRETE IS CONCRETE

[dayvan]

roads in europe are made out of magical super bouncy jello concrete

[boccher]

[boccher]

[rratpower]

dumb comic about gamer acronyms

[internetwesley]

[catmask]

someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

[catmask]

IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS

[parkchanwoohoo]

[chilewithcarnage]

‘are you afab or amab’ why? you tryna figure out what typa holes i got? you tryna bang??

[chilewithcarnage]

funniest tag on this post thus far

[demilypyro]

Still stunned by the fact my surgeon is supposedly One Of The Best In The World like damn I knew the NL was ahead of the curve on trans stuff but I didn't realize it was that serious. They told me he can remove the layer of the skin with hair follicles in it? He's going to move my G spot??? This man is going to do arcane wizardry on my pussy. He's going to put a bomb in there

[daemonsideblog]

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[spacelazarwolf]

call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine

HELP

[greek-orthodox-priest]

call me holy trinity the way I father a son in his hole n ghost

[hollowflatexpandingearthtimecube]

i think the best case of that “baki is like what if we had to reinvent masculinity” post is during a fight where baki starts sweating a lot and then starts crying and then pisses himself and then this piss+tears+sweat mixture is being splashed all over the audience including baki’s girlfriend and the narrator treats the situation as if it’s the single most noble act to piss yourself due to the excitement of combat and then also to be willing to be splashed with piss because you respect the fight so much

[hollowflatexpandingearthtimecube]

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[sapphling]

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

[sapphling]

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

[poutine-supreme]

a moment of silence, please