Markiplier Simp

Thinkin about fromg

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

[arianedessine]

@youkai93​ @metradell-vyorei​ I did my best

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Leaf Monchin’ by thetortoisewhisperer

[doggosource]

handsome 

[animalcrossingmemes]

[hyrude]

my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

[wakingfromthewater]

Habitable zone

[bitchycode]

how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

[anxietyproblem]

[rslashrats]

[campyvillain]

this post is funny. itd be funnier if it said booby sauce though. just saying.

[rslashrats]

sory…cant please everyone!

[halfwit]

hope this helps xoxo

[databent]

[ruinedchildhood]

[knifehats]

This is an extremely chaotic evil image

[fuckyahumor]

im crying!!!!!!!

[underwherequestionmark]

ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter

[colachampagnedad]

[shane-actually]

[starturtle]

Christianity to women

[whitepeopletwitter]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Aussie fairy tale

[call-me-emrys]

Well imagine it from Terri’s perspective. She sees a guy wrestling a whole-ass crocodile for funsies and just immediately goes “HIM”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No that’s a perfectly understandable response

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[wadey-wilson]