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james

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

turn on ur volume

[pechpoppy]

that was not what I was expecting but ok

[kyleec2]

@red-faced-wolf

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Me

[cheekbonered]

australian gothic

- we all refer to the prime minister by their first name. we know them well, and they know us. all of us.

- there’s a man on the street corner who never leaves. “just waiting for a mate,” he says. you realise he is on every corner, of every street.

- you are swooped by a magpie in the same place, at the same time, every single day. “it’s swooping season!” says your neighbour. it has always been swooping season.

- sometimes you hear a woman whispering late at night - or early in the morning. “rage” she hisses. “rage”.

- the prime minister never seems to last long and often disappears through no discernible democratic process. one of them eats a raw onion in an attempt to assimilate. he is gone by morning, replaced by another.

[thotmorgue-blog]

idk bout u but them shits is mad scary

[dinuguan]

eatin’ ass under water

call that pacific rim

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[slimetony]

[radstudies]

Malcolm Liepke (American, b.1953)

Repose

[thotmorgue-blog]

mood

[thotmorgue-blog]

only people who use tumblr mobile understand real patience

[tikishirts-blog-deactivated2022]

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[milpool-thrillhouse]

When you say fuck you to Morpheus and take the red AND blue pill

[loveybun-deactivated20170904]

why’s penis in gatorade? i hate astrology

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[relent-deactivated20180527]

I..am tumblr mobile.

[dayrest-blog1]

explain

[relent-deactivated20180527]

Ugly, doesn’t function well,

[thotmorgue-blog]

how do i get crackhead powers without smoking crack

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

i know this is an april fools joke that isnt lost on me but fuck off NSW police u arent funny ur shit 

[thotmorgue-blog]

modern art

[heartblossom-deactivated2022041]

customers aren’t valid

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[cremedelabrulee]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

[teathattast]