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#need this beaut on my personal too cause he’s just so #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#jeff skinner

when everything is lonely i can be my own best friend

#okay so i’ve heard this song and this album a million times #and tonight i was driving home and i really /heard/ it for the first time and i cried #too heavy #tunes

sistertaxon

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

#me in my cruze

macb-th

Me: *Has a drawer full of empty notebooks*

Also me: *Goes to a store* omg notebooks

factfiend

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

karlosmadera-deactivated2019022

I love history.

Role models tho.

The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.”

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“

God, I adore history.

nationalshitpostingagency

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

The Gang Goes Jihad (2x02) // Charlie Catches a Leprechaun (11x08)

#it’s always sunny

birdslaw

What are you good at?

#it’s always sunny

realitytvshow

ahsteria

☼ tag yourself: greek gods ☼

athena: unsatisfied with a 99 test grade, could probably commit the perfect murder, underestimated, likes french bakeries, early riser

poseidon: chill, likes beaches, doesn’t try in school but still does fine, filled notebooks, kinda a dick sometimes, sleeps a lot, environmentalist, collects seashells

aphrodite: really good looking and knows it, acts sweet but will legit kill you if you get on their bad side, perfect makeup, fancy starbucks drinks, intimidating

zeus: says they can burp the alphabet but just burps twenty six times, gives zero shits about others, an asshole, racist, sexist, get off my blog if you’re a zeus

heista: warm coffee shops, has a sweet smile, journals, kinda sad inside, a bit of a loner, messy hair, easily likeable but doesn’t know it

hades: listens to emo music, spends 96% of their time on tumblr, hopeless romantic, looks like they can kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll, pretty stressed

#poseidon