HELLO

Ahahahahahahh

[thotticus-nova]

Not to be horny or anything but I would let Legolas.........

......buy me flowers

[thotticus-nova]

Gen Z culture is your mom saying she needs mental help because she got the wrong kind of milk meanwhile you cry yourself to sleep every night

[thotticus-nova]

[myfairyking]

Freddie Mercury deserved the world but the world did not deserve Freddie Mercury

[thotticus-nova]

I don’t know who invented the hoodie but I love you so much baby I hope you’re flourishing

[thotticus-nova]

Shrek and The Princess Bride use the same form of humor on opposite ends of the spectrum but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation yet

[thotticus-nova]

PLEASE STOP PUTTING UNSKIPPABLE HORROR MOVIE TRAILERS ON AT LATE TIMES

Thank you

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]

[thotticus-nova]

Its. dumbicth szn

[negrohorror-deactivated20200704]

i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together

[renae2amoy]

Who mans this

[thotticus-nova]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

Disrespect my mints

[thotticus-nova]

What I should be doing: cleaning my ridiculously messy room

What I’m actually doing: shiding and farding

[thotticus-nova]

Me:(

David Bowie music: *plays*

Me:)

[teacup-of-bullshit]

Who did this

[thotticus-nova]

One time I was walking down the sidewalk and a jogger came up behind me and said “On your left.” I forgot that this was, in fact, an actual thing that people say- not just a Captain America reference, and I proceeded to stand there like an idiot and nearly collide with this poor man.

[thotticus-nova]

The entire fellowship would completely fall apart if Sam wasn’t there and you cannot change my mind.

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[thotticus-nova]

I will not stop compulsively doing peace signs until there is actual peace. Thank you for your time.