[songstolistentosongsto]

[putteredthoughts-blog]

[loveazepam]

Soft

[guvinofree]

when someone asks if you’re doing okay

[ljegers-deactivated20181129]

little guy from the sketchbook in February

Liana Jegers

[beepbeepdaddad-deactivated20180]

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

[brood-mother]

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

[gan-firling-deactivated20141208]

WHAT DID WE DO?!

[regularlesbian]

[cozykacey-deactivated20260414]

LGBT actually stands for

Let’s Get down to Business To defeat the Huns

[mozzazzella]

oh sweet sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me

[notbillwurtz]

Continuity.

[vampirekeyboard]

bill wurtz’s videos are like a lucid dream that is also a fever dream but when i wake up I’ve learned a couple secrets of the universe i can only partially remember and also the phrase ‘nice going, genghis’

[bbuchanann]

[airframeextender]

my lord i had forgott the Fart

[quendergeer]

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

[thesufferpuppet]

How to get rid of any illness

-douche with green tea -eat an entire jar of coconut oil everyday -cut gluten,eggs,dairy,MSGs, meats, oxygen, and sugar out of your diet -never stop doing yoga, you have to do it every second of your life. Sleep in downward dog, shower in warrior position, walk on your hands -shove kale up your ass

And last, but not least - just be happy all the time. You know, the only real disability in life is a bad attitude

[seduced]

[yourloverevivesmysoul-blog]

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

[lilacbreastedroller]

is this what rich people worry about lmao

[sunbeargirl-deactivated20190401]

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

[jas720]

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

[impuretale]

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

[mamamaysa]

fall out boy - wintour // hollywood, fl

website / tumblr / twitter / instagram

[jameswillems]

being a fan of funhaus means you just keep winning