vampire den

dni if you're not hades.

[thousandthorns]

ooc. pinned post/info

this a roleplay blog for maleficent, as she appears in descendants: the rise of red. she uses she/they & is pansexual.

(mali isn’t actually a vampire nor does she actually hate everyone, she’s just a moody teen goth)

i am @frenchgirltalya, a minor who uses he/him.

message/tag/comment/inbox/reach out to me in any way if you want to interact, start a ship, or plan a plot! i’m always super happy to interact with anyone so don’t be shy!!

disclaimer: unless a post is tagged as out of character, everything is portrayed in character, which includes the blog’s layout.

for example: if this blog’s description has some sort of dni, that is just what i imagine maleficent would actually put on her blog if she had one, and does not actually apply.

my tags:

[[out of character.]] = regular posts where i am talking as myself.

[[in character.]] = posts written by maleficent.

[[originals.]] = in-character posts that aren’t reblogs.

mali’s “friends” (our rp group):

red hearts - @rebelmenaceonegirlriot (@shortnfuckinsweet)

chloe charming - @chloecharmingg (@scraptumblers)

uliana triskelion - @watchthemfleeee (@brokenmilkcrates)

james hook - @sh-ttyseas (@joshuacolleyenthusiast)

morgie le fay - @morgieserpentine (@skellseerwriting)

zellie - @z3ll13 (@saturnisaroace)

fay godmother - @faybibbidi (@little-teacupss)

hades - @rex-exzpiravit (@sleepyking)

bridget hearts - @princess-of-hearts (@gaygoose09)

marigold - @sister-of-maleficent (@gaygoose09)

ella tremaine - @charmingisdebatable (@nevaeh-daughterofvalcarol)

cj hook - @cjh00k (@aiodenhunt)

harry hook - @firstmate-firstdate (@mystic-mae)

merlin - @merlin512

ben florian - @thebenflorian

uma triskelion - @youknow-my-name (@imahumashipper)

kore - @spring-goodness (@perfect-revenge)

post header gif credit: @/mistressvera [x] blog header gif credit: @/livingdeadgrl666 [x]

[theleoisallinthemind]

by @makeupmamka 

[thousandthorns]

unhappy halloween. i hope spiders will pluck out all your eyes and feed them to me.

[watchthemfleeee]

awww.. if you wanted to be that close to me you could've just said so~

[thousandthorns]

why don’t you come closer and i’ll show you just how much i want to peel the skin off your face.

[watchthemfleeee]

oh, will you eat that too?~ *giggles*

i should be getting some sort of.. compensation.. for all i'm giving you right now, hmm? how about an eye for an eye?~

[thousandthorns]

why dont you try to take something of mine and see where it gets you, again.

[thousandthorns]

unhappy halloween. i hope spiders will pluck out all your eyes and feed them to me.

[spring-goodness]

Sending bats your way 🖤

[thousandthorns]

sending them back your way with their wings torn off.

[spring-goodness]

Ok, fuck you too then

[thousandthorns]

aw were you expecting sickening enthusiasm? a smile? or a high-pitched squeal?

[spring-goodness]

I was expecting you not to injure my bats.

[thousandthorns]

that’s you fault then isnt it.

[spring-goodness]

Just like the potted plant that’s gonna fall on your heads gonna be my fault 😊

[thousandthorns]

oh im so scared. are you going to pull on my pigtails too?

[thousandthorns]

unhappy halloween. i hope spiders will pluck out all your eyes and feed them to me.

[spring-goodness]

Sending bats your way 🖤

[thousandthorns]

sending them back your way with their wings torn off.

[spring-goodness]

Ok, fuck you too then

[thousandthorns]

aw were you expecting sickening enthusiasm? a smile? or a high-pitched squeal?

[spring-goodness]

I was expecting you not to injure my bats.

[thousandthorns]

that’s you fault then isnt it.

[thousandthorns]

unhappy halloween. i hope spiders will pluck out all your eyes and feed them to me.

[spring-goodness]

Sending bats your way 🖤

[thousandthorns]

sending them back your way with their wings torn off.

[spring-goodness]

Ok, fuck you too then

[thousandthorns]

aw were you expecting sickening enthusiasm? a smile? or a high-pitched squeal?

[spring-goodness]

Who’s great idea was it to have a flaming hazard with a short temper just walk around the school freely

[thousandthorns]

someone with a violent sense of humour.

[thousandthorns]

unhappy halloween. i hope spiders will pluck out all your eyes and feed them to me.

[spring-goodness]

Sending bats your way 🖤

[thousandthorns]

sending them back your way with their wings torn off.

[thousandthorns]

unhappy halloween. i hope spiders will pluck out all your eyes and feed them to me.

[watchthemfleeee]

awww.. if you wanted to be that close to me you could've just said so~

[thousandthorns]

why don’t you come closer and i’ll show you just how much i want to peel the skin off your face.

[thousandthorns]

unhappy halloween. i hope spiders will pluck out all your eyes and feed them to me.

[thousandthorns]

i'm pretty sure it isn't a feeling, but okay 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

and you expect me to listen to you?

[brokenmilkcrates]

Sharp as a thorn im maleficent.

tharp ath a thorn @thousandthorns'th malethithent

[thousandthorns]

did you get dropped on your head as a baby?

[brokenmilkcrates]

no, but the traumatic brain injury must be from how hard i fell for you 🤭

[thousandthorns]

you’re not going to find this so funny when i curse you.

[brokenmilkcrates]

Sharp as a thorn im maleficent.

tharp ath a thorn @thousandthorns'th malethithent

[thousandthorns]

did you get dropped on your head as a baby?

[thousandthorns]

evil isn't a feeling..

incorrect.

[thousandthorns]

what.. do you feel?

evil.

[thousandthorns]

i asked my tarot about you and they said you need happiness.

why are you sad?

they lied. i don’t feel sadness.

[faybibbidi]

Forced to couples therapy- D:

@watchthemfleeee, @morgieserpentine, and @thousandthorns ( Hades isn't needed bc he's normal :3 @rex-exzpiravit )

Why did you drag us here ;-;

[thousandthorns]

excuse you?! i’m normal!!??

[faybibbidi]

The therapist requested you need to be here for Uliana stuff :3

[thousandthorns]

no way. i don’t want to be anywhere near that squid.

[little-teacupss]

@professorscarking demanded you be here ;-;

[thousandthorns]

well i don’t know, or care, who that is. i’m leaving.