i can't believe garrosh broke my balls

@thralls-balls

problem with the horde? that sounds fake but ok

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so... sylvanas is dead, but she’s warchief, and now saurfang is dead, so is he warchief too?

waitwaitwait no wasn’t vol’jin warchief?? and garrosh, but he’s dead but if sylvanas is dead then she IS the warchief which means garrosh must be-- no, wait, saurfang-- but vol’jin? me?

#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

grand-magister-rommath

@modernrangergeneral:

*is obviously still in a state of shock and panic* I- I don’t know, one minute we were talking and the next moment she just got hit. *lays Lilian down on the ground and examines the wound with the arrow still sticking from it, though his hands are shaking and his voice is not doing much better* I don’t know what to do Rommath she’s not responding what if she’s- *he cuts of there, not wanting to say what he’s thinking*

*kneels down and examines the wound as well, frowning with concern but doing his best to be comforting* We don’t know for sure. Forsaken are completely unresponsive when they’re asleep or unconscious as well– she could just be out cold. Hold on a moment. *he looks around and spots Thrall and Vol’jin looking over at the scene and beckons them over* Can either of you help her at all?

this sounds like a job for me, green jesu-- i mean thrall! :DD *he kneels down and begins some healing magic, removing the arrow in the process. The wound closes up, but Lilian doesn’t wake. The arrow tip glitters with an ominous light* oh no :(( i don’t know what this is D:

nathanosfightcaller

Why is spitroasting like the hottest thing tho

probably because you need fire to roast it well :00

nathanosfightcaller

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DELETE THIS

but why? i thought i found another barbeque enthusiast :((

#vol'jin won't let me have barbeques after the last one :(

nathanosfightcaller

Why is spitroasting like the hottest thing tho

probably because you need fire to roast it well :00

worldsbestwarchief

have you perhaps checked the maelstrom to check if it might be in there?

..... oh shit good idea *flies away whilst making plane noises*

worldsbestwarchief

…

…

…how.

i was using it to play catch with the elemental lords :0

worldsbestwarchief

*sighs* i’m honestly not surprised by anything like this any more. ok fine, where did you last have it then?

hmmmmm.... i last had it in the maelstrom. it is possible i dropped it in the maelstrom.

worldsbestwarchief

uh no, i havent. and how the heck did you lose it? i thought you weren’t going to misplace it any more after i taught you to wear the strap of it around your wrist

#do i have to tape it to your hand#because i'll do that

i chewed through the strap :(((

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VOL’JIN I LOST THE DOOMHAMMER HAVE YOU SEEN IT

modernrangergeneral

#i may have broken my nose im not sure

*looks pretty concerned as he sees the blood* oh shit. uh ok we should probably get you to like a shaman or something to heal you this isn’t good. *digs around in his pocket and pulls out a tissue then hands it to her* here, use this. it would be a shame to get blood all over your dress.

*takes the tissue with her non-bloody hand and mops up as best she can* fuck im sorry im a fucking mess already, this was a bad idea

modernrangergeneral

#i shouldnt have thrown a party so soon after everything went to shit :(

its ok don’t worry, we’ll get your nose sorted out then we can just relax and have fun or whatever you want to do. *looks around then spots Thrall and takes Lilian’s hand, leading her over to him* hey thrall could we bother you for a moment? lilian kinda needs her nose healing.

I, GREEN JESUS, WILL SAVE US!!! *heals Lilian immediately and gets back to pilfering crisps from the snacks table*

baethelanbloodwatcher

*looks so disinterested with all this* Truth, I’m not dealing with any of the half hearted dares you could possibly think up.

ooooohhhh hmmmmm... i keep seein u pullin faces at rommath so im guessing you two dated, so why did u break up? :0

i dare u 2 go take a piss on the rhonin statue all over his face *goes back to lying down as he was before after he says this and starts making that annoying noise again*

sure :DD *goes outside and climbs the rhonin statue, proceeding to piss right down its face. many onlookers cheer. done with his dare, he comes back down and spins the bottle. it lands on tae’thelan* truth or dare rando blood elf i’ve never seen before :00

fine *spins the bottle, which lands on thrall* ok u fuckin walkin booger truth or dare

dare :DD

worldsbestwarchief

well i guess we can mostly but what if something big happens and they cant handle it alone? i guess we’ll have to step into help then won’t we?

hmmmmmmmmmmm only if u promise u won’t die tho

worldsbestwarchief

i guess i’ll try not to. unless i really cant avoid it i mean the legion is a threat right now so i’ll probably have to fight a demon at some point. but we dont have to worry right now, im not going to end up being ambushed by demons while having a nap. probably

#unless illidan decides to come attack me for making fun of him

:((( can’t we leave the demons to the demon hunters tho?

worldsbestwarchief

uh well i dont think that happened. idk if two people have the same dream that might have some importance or something. might be worth finding out if anyone else had it just in case its more a vision of the future than a dream

noooooo if its a future u better not go to any big fights with demons DD:

worldsbestwarchief

*seems a bit thoughtful at that* that sounds like what happened in anduins dream. huh. its pretty weird for two people to have what seems like the same dream. hmm

omg that little shit copied my dream!! >:0 wtffffff who even does that

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