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[modernrangergeneral]

Maybe I should have thought twice before eating that bin sandwich

[grand-magister-rommath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

[modernrangergeneral]

Rommath I might be dying

[modernrangergeneral]

Maybe I should have thought twice before eating that bin sandwich

[modernrangergeneral]

So I didn’t die from eating the bin sandwich, did taste a bit weird though…

[grand-magister-rommath]

Tragic.

[modernrangergeneral]

You’re just jealous you don’t know the age old art of scavenging, you townie

[grand-magister-rommath]

You know I was legit poor before I took this job, right? Stop gentrifying eating trash you bourgeoisie shit.

[modernrangergeneral]

I’m not gentrifying anything! I don’t even know what that word means!

[modernrangergeneral]

So I didn’t die from eating the bin sandwich, did taste a bit weird though…

[grand-magister-rommath]

Tragic.

[modernrangergeneral]

You’re just jealous you don’t know the age old art of scavenging, you townie

[modernrangergeneral]

So I didn’t die from eating the bin sandwich, did taste a bit weird though...

[modernrangergeneral]

Hey it’s me, Halduron and welcome back to my youtube channel! Today we’re once again going to be exploring what kind of food you can get for free if you look hard enough. First off, I’m going to be eating this half a sandwich I found in a bin in Murder Row!

[voss-ass-lich]

@modernrangergeneral:

*hugs her back* I’m definitely an idiot and I understand if you can’t forgive me for lying or can’t trust me because it was a shit thing to do. I promise though, I’ll never do this to you. I’m past cheating, I promise. Though I understand if you can’t trust me on that either, I haven’t exactly been the best at making you trust me now have I.

—-

*she mumbles into his shoulder and tightens the hug a bit* im gonna give you another chance on this before losing all trust, because aside from this pretty major fuckup you’ve been a model boyfriend. better than that, probably. just don’t hide stuff like this. if u want me to keep on trusting u u have to trust me enough to talk to me about this stuff.

[modernrangergeneral]

I won’t hide anything again, I promise. *gently runs his hand down her back* Thank you for giving me another chance, I don’t think I deserve it, but thank you, it means a lot to me.

[voss-ass-lich]

*she nods, smiling a bit* good. i really love you, like a whole fuckin lot. 

[modernrangergeneral]

*smiles* Honestly I wonder a lot why someone as perfect as you would put up with someone like me, but I’m glad you do. I love you so much Lilian, you’re amazing.

[voss-ass-lich]

@modernrangergeneral:

*hugs her back* I’m definitely an idiot and I understand if you can’t forgive me for lying or can’t trust me because it was a shit thing to do. I promise though, I’ll never do this to you. I’m past cheating, I promise. Though I understand if you can’t trust me on that either, I haven’t exactly been the best at making you trust me now have I.

—-

*she mumbles into his shoulder and tightens the hug a bit* im gonna give you another chance on this before losing all trust, because aside from this pretty major fuckup you’ve been a model boyfriend. better than that, probably. just don’t hide stuff like this. if u want me to keep on trusting u u have to trust me enough to talk to me about this stuff.

[modernrangergeneral]

I won’t hide anything again, I promise. *gently runs his hand down her back* Thank you for giving me another chance, I don’t think I deserve it, but thank you, it means a lot to me.

[voss-ass-lich]

@modernrangergeneral:

*is already looking pretty stressed by this, trying to work out how to not fuck this up further* I should have told you, I know. I mean I might have told them not to say anything because I was scared of blowing my chances with you in some way, and that really wouldn’t have helped. Would you be all that willing to date me if you knew I’d cheated in one relationship previously? I mean it probably wouldn’t even matter about how casual that relationship had been, you’d know I’d cheated in the past anyway. I really should have mentioned it still at some point, I know, but when was the right time? When is the right time to say “oh by the way, I cheated on a previous partner years ago”? *he puts down his book, opting to look at the floor rather than at Lilian* I… guess I was scared. I didn’t want to risk the chance of losing you because of stupid mistakes I’ve made, but I know I’ve made this worse because I was scared. I really didn’t think.

—-

i would’ve been more willing to date you knowing that than I would knowing you were going to lie to me. *she sighs unhappily* id say you owe nathanos a sincere fucking apology, but he made it pretty clear that he can’t stand to be around you anymore. I can’t blame him for that. and you can forget about coming gronn wrangling with us– it’s not fair to inflict your presence on him like that after what you did.

[modernrangergeneral]

I’ve tried to apologise to him, I really have, but he mostly threatened to kill me and told me to stay away from him, so I respected that and did. I though maybe over time things would be a bit better and we could sort it all out but… well, the Scourge kind of ruined that in multiple ways. *he sighs heavily* I’m fine with not coming gronn wrangling then, I respect that decision, just… please try and not get hurt. *he looks up at her* I love you Lilian, and I’m sorry for hurting you like this.

[voss-ass-lich]

*doesnt say anything for a while and sighs again, looking away. She eventually steps closer to halduron and hugs him, burying her face in his shoulder* you’re an idiot and im fucking mad at you for lying to me. but I love you too. that’s not going to change.

[modernrangergeneral]

*hugs her back* I’m definitely an idiot and I understand if you can’t forgive me for lying or can’t trust me because it was a shit thing to do. I promise though, I’ll never do this to you. I’m past cheating, I promise. Though I understand if you can’t trust me on that either, I haven’t exactly been the best at making you trust me now have I.

[voss-ass-lich]

@modernrangergeneral:

*is already looking pretty stressed by this, trying to work out how to not fuck this up further* I should have told you, I know. I mean I might have told them not to say anything because I was scared of blowing my chances with you in some way, and that really wouldn’t have helped. Would you be all that willing to date me if you knew I’d cheated in one relationship previously? I mean it probably wouldn’t even matter about how casual that relationship had been, you’d know I’d cheated in the past anyway. I really should have mentioned it still at some point, I know, but when was the right time? When is the right time to say “oh by the way, I cheated on a previous partner years ago”? *he puts down his book, opting to look at the floor rather than at Lilian* I… guess I was scared. I didn’t want to risk the chance of losing you because of stupid mistakes I’ve made, but I know I’ve made this worse because I was scared. I really didn’t think.

—-

i would’ve been more willing to date you knowing that than I would knowing you were going to lie to me. *she sighs unhappily* id say you owe nathanos a sincere fucking apology, but he made it pretty clear that he can’t stand to be around you anymore. I can’t blame him for that. and you can forget about coming gronn wrangling with us– it’s not fair to inflict your presence on him like that after what you did.

[modernrangergeneral]

I’ve tried to apologise to him, I really have, but he mostly threatened to kill me and told me to stay away from him, so I respected that and did. I though maybe over time things would be a bit better and we could sort it all out but... well, the Scourge kind of ruined that in multiple ways. *he sighs heavily* I’m fine with not coming gronn wrangling then, I respect that decision, just... please try and not get hurt. *he looks up at her* I love you Lilian, and I’m sorry for hurting you like this.

[voss-ass-lich]

@modernrangergeneral:

*looks for a second like he’s considering some sort of escape plan since he really doesn’t want to experience Lilian’s wrath, but then sighs* Ah, well I didn’t think my past mistakes were too important to our relationship, considering this is completely different to well, that whole thing and there’s the fact this happened about fifteen years ago. But yes, I suppose I cheated on him, and I regret doing it, and I probably should have told you about it sooner than this. I suppose I didn’t really think, I’m sorry.

—

*isnt at all happy with that response* no no no, you didn’t tell me about this AT ALL, that’s the point. I had to hear this from nathanos. surprising that neither lor'themar or Rommath said anything about this– they’re usually very chatty about that sort of thing. but there wasn’t a word about you cheating. so my guess is you told them not to tell me about this, is that right? really explains why you were so weird about me hanging out with nathanos. harder to buy his silence, I assume.

[modernrangergeneral]

*is already looking pretty stressed by this, trying to work out how to not fuck this up further* I should have told you, I know. I mean I might have told them not to say anything because I was scared of blowing my chances with you in some way, and that really wouldn’t have helped. Would you be all that willing to date me if you knew I’d cheated in one relationship previously? I mean it probably wouldn’t even matter about how casual that relationship had been, you’d know I’d cheated in the past anyway. I really should have mentioned it still at some point, I know, but when was the right time? When is the right time to say “oh by the way, I cheated on a previous partner years ago”? *he puts down his book, opting to look at the floor rather than at Lilian* I... guess I was scared. I didn’t want to risk the chance of losing you because of stupid mistakes I’ve made, but I know I’ve made this worse because I was scared. I really didn’t think.

[voss-ass-lich]

*fuckin appears out of nowhere in haldurons house, not looking too pleased and standing with her arms crossed firmly across her chest* hey so uhhhhh can we talk for a minute? Now?

[modernrangergeneral]

*jumps as Lilian appears, nearly dropping the book he’s reading, seeing Lilian’s expression and looking pretty worried* Uh yeah, sure? What’s wrong?

[voss-ass-lich]

*is too pissed off to make proper eye contact with him, and instead frowns at her shoes* nathanos told me something very interesting a little while ago. something I was very surprised to learn considering, you know, when you’re in a relationship with someone you don’t hide shit from them. *she finally fixed her gaze on his* so you cheated on him, right? seems like something you should have told me.

[modernrangergeneral]

*looks for a second like he’s considering some sort of escape plan since he really doesn’t want to experience Lilian’s wrath, but then sighs* Ah, well I didn’t think my past mistakes were too important to our relationship, considering this is completely different to well, that whole thing and there’s the fact this happened about fifteen years ago. But yes, I suppose I cheated on him, and I regret doing it, and I probably should have told you about it sooner than this. I suppose I didn’t really think, I’m sorry.

[voss-ass-lich]

*fuckin appears out of nowhere in haldurons house, not looking too pleased and standing with her arms crossed firmly across her chest* hey so uhhhhh can we talk for a minute? Now?

[modernrangergeneral]

*jumps as Lilian appears, nearly dropping the book he’s reading, seeing Lilian’s expression and looking pretty worried* Uh yeah, sure? What’s wrong?

[to-barnes-or-not-to-barnes]

@eyepatch-mcgee:

*thinks about that* Hm, I don’t think they’ll be too bothered, if anything I’m sure half of them would probably find your presence here entertaining, so I’d probably worry more about yourself than about them. If any of them give you any grief though just let me know, same goes for any of my people who do. *smiles obviously realising that the way he’s wording that might make Barnes a little nervous* I’m sure they’ll all behave so you’ve got nothing to worry about. 

*is reasonably comforted by that answer* That’s good to hear! *he suddenly thinks of something and looks rather guilty* Oh gosh, I apologise for all of these questions. I’m sure you’re all very busy– I hope I have not wasted too much of your time.

[eyepatch-mcgee]

Don’t worry about that, honestly we’re fine with any excuse to get out of work. Actually, speaking of work… *looks at Halduron* Don’t you have rangers to be training or something?

[modernrangergeneral]

*shrugs* Why, aren’t you enjoying my company?

[to-barnes-or-not-to-barnes]

@eyepatch-mcgee:

*thinks on that* Well yeah, the Alliance thing might be a bit too much of a problem. I can get away with having Barnes here or other odd Alliance members but I don’t know how many I could allow into the city before it becomes too much. I can have a think about it though, I wouldn’t want to deprive you of a place to perform Barnes! If I can’t do anything I can see if I can talk to the other leaders and see if we could work something out.

*had expected an answer like that* Thank you, that’s very kind. But, um, just in case there was any confusion, as a member of the Actor’s Guild I’m neither Horde or Alliance, nor can I ever be either one. Although I’m aware that people will likely assume due to my race, its… something I feel I should clarify. 

[eyepatch-mcgee]

Ah sorry, it’s easy to assume every human is part of the Alliance. I’m not exactly the best at remembering not every one of you is part of it most of the time.Unlike some people here I’m not some kind of expert on humans. Speaking of that, Hal do you actually want to join this conversation or are you set on just sitting there watching us like you’re watching a tv show or something?

[modernrangergeneral]

*has been sitting there this entire time just watching everything go on and especially focusing on Barnes, and jumps slightly when he’s addressed* What, me? Well I didn’t want to interrupt things, you look like you’re all having a nice enough conversation already.

[aegwinner]

@modernrangergeneral:

i dont know if they do actually, i assume with a party this big they’ll have a large selection of alcohol though. we can probably find some sours before kael’thas does if we look around a bit.

*teleports to them in a shower of glittering lights* Good heavens, I didn’t see the both of you come in! Is it sours you’re after? *flourishes her hand and a fancy goblet materialises, filled with an expensive concoction of layered sours that glowed with all the colours of the rainbow in the glass. she hands it to Lilian, who makes a small choked noise of amazement as she takes it, and then smiles at Halduron* The Ranger General, if I’m not mistaken. Is there something you would like?

[modernrangergeneral]

*smiles politely* i’ll just have a glass of wine, thank you.

[aegwinner]

*raises an eyebrow slightly but maintains her smile* Ah, a solid choice. But it wouldn’t be a Karazhan party without a little flair, now would it? Let me see what I can do. *raises her hand and levitates a bunch of vintage bottles around the room, making them rotate around her outstretched palm as a glimmering crystal glass forms within it. When its done, the bottles tip and pour a little bit of each of them into the glass, tendrils of magic sparking and swirling with the liquid. She then hands the glass to Halduron* I believe this will be to your taste. 

[modernrangergeneral]

*is rather impressed with the showmanship and takes the glass from Aegwynn with a more natural smile on his face* thank you very much! *takes a sip and seems rather impressed by the blend* hm, i’ve never tasted something like this, but i have to say it is rather excellent.

[aegwinner]

@modernrangergeneral:

i dont know if they do actually, i assume with a party this big they’ll have a large selection of alcohol though. we can probably find some sours before kael’thas does if we look around a bit.

*teleports to them in a shower of glittering lights* Good heavens, I didn’t see the both of you come in! Is it sours you’re after? *flourishes her hand and a fancy goblet materialises, filled with an expensive concoction of layered sours that glowed with all the colours of the rainbow in the glass. she hands it to Lilian, who makes a small choked noise of amazement as she takes it, and then smiles at Halduron* The Ranger General, if I’m not mistaken. Is there something you would like?

[modernrangergeneral]

*smiles politely* i’ll just have a glass of wine, thank you.