[legolasgoogles]

what is ‘christmas’

why do humans celebrate christmas

is it necessary to buy @sigridgoogles @tildagoogles @baingoogles and @bardgoogles presents for christmas

what sort of presents do humans like

[bardgoogles]

any sort of weaponry ? archery lessons for the youngests ? a baby elk as a pet ? new boots ?

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what do elves celebrate around christmas

do elves get presents sometimes

present suitable for sindar royalty

[legolasgoogles]

how mad will my @thranduilgoogles be if I steal his elk’s baby to give to humans how to steal a baby elk without being caught

[thranduilgoogles]

*raises an eyebrow* How to treat @legolasgoogles​ for injuries sustained from being trampled by an angry Irish elk cow. 

[taurielgoogles]

How to get confiscated dwarf weapons from Mirkwood armory for @kiligoogles Yule gift

How to get @legolasgoogles to help

How to get @bardgoogles to keep @thranduilgoogles busy

[thranduilgoogles]

Oh?

@bardgoogles​ I suggest the following diversion:

Originally posted by rowanprimrose

And this:

Originally posted by celesexually

And perhaps this as well:

Originally posted by ikica86

For this I shall gladly look the other way, my dear Captain.

[thranduilgoogles]

PSA

Real life issues are taking priority at the moment, so I will not be participating for awhile.  

Cheers, and apologies to the rest of the Google squad, especially @bardgoogles​. (sorry to take your elf away :p)

[thranduilgoogles]

(Whoops wrong blog. Again. :p)

(then again, maybe Thranduil’s a Garak/Dr Bashir shipper :p)

[meludir-googles-deactivated]

How to tell @thranduilgoogles I can hear him and @bardgoogles having sex???

[thranduilgoogles]

How to tell @meludir-googles that we’re drowning out his snoring.

[ferengoogles]

Will @thranduilgoogles notice the wine being replaced with water

[thranduilgoogles]

Originally posted by thranduillover2013

Will @ferengoogles notice if he stops getting a paycheck.

[tildagoogles]

how to be the cutest while also the deadliest

[thranduilgoogles]

@tildagoogles Not to worry, I’m having my royal armory craft some child-sized daggers and recurve bows just for you, and @taurielgoogles is going to be your trainer. You’ll be the cutest little orc-killer in all of Middle Earth.

[bardgoogles]

@smauggoogles, I’ve got a song for you. Will you sing it ?

On the first day of Chrismas the Bowman gave to me… a black arrow through my body

[middlearda]

on the second day of Christmas the Bowman gave to me…

two little girls

and a young boy roasted nicely~

[tildagoogles]

@smauggoogles i’m going to F RY  YOUR MEAT AND E A T  YOU

[bardgoogles]

Annnw, that’s my little fighter.

[thranduilgoogles]

She would fit right in with our children.

[thranduilgoogles]

Can I swim in wine.

Pool volume calculator.

...

How to get wine out of my ears.

How to get wine stains out of my hair.

Can I get drunk by literally inhaling wine.

How to clean wine stains out of a pool.

[thrandurins]

[kiligoogles]

Originally posted by ninjasexpizza

[thranduilgoogles]

*sniffles* Oh, just look at @taurielgoogles​​ slaughtering everything in sight. Reminds me of her seventh Begetting Day when I gave her back her father’s daggers and then turned her loose on five captive orcs as a gift. I’m so proud of her.

[fantasycollections]

[bardgoogles]

@thranduilgoogles : you are so majestic my love.

[thranduilgoogles]

@bardgoogles  Not half so majestic as you, meleth-nin.

Originally posted by sirthorinoakenshield

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

I think everyone went to bed.

Googles: bedtimes in Middle Earth

[arwengoogles-blog]

Elves do not really sleep all that much, so I’m here

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

Yay! You’re there. I suppose you’ve seen the sudden turmoil in my life?

Is it wrong that I’m waiting for a dwarf who probably won’t even acknowledge I’m alive? I’m being silly. *sigh*

[aragorngoogles]

Google why is everyone like mean to Turin

[grimagoogles]

Is @sigridgoogles prettier than @eowyngoogles ?

[thranduilgoogles]

@grimagoogles You so much as look sideways at @sigridgoogles or any of my adopted children and you shall be feeding the spiders here in Mirkwood. If they can stomach such filth.

[thranduilgoogles]

Where to buy 347,000 yards of fairy lights.

Glowing Rudolph nose for pets- Irish Elk size.

Santa elf costumes for @taurielgoogles , @legolasgoogles, @ferengoogles , and the rest of the guard. 

[bardgoogles]

where to find enough mistletoe to hang at every doorstep so you have a reason to kiss your crush all the time

[thranduilgoogles]

Originally posted by alevblack

[thranduilgoogles]

Where to buy 347,000 yards of fairy lights.

Glowing Rudolph nose for pets- Irish Elk size.

Santa elf costumes for @taurielgoogles , @legolasgoogles, @ferengoogles , and the rest of the guard. 

[ferengoogles]

@thranduilgoogles I AM NOT wearing a santa elf costume! Though, @taurielgoogles would look quite nice in a short skirt

[thranduilgoogles]

@ferengoogles Fine, you’re on reindeer stall duty then. 

@legolasgoogles It’s for @tildagoogles. You wouldn’t want to disappoint a little girl, would you? 

That reminds me…

Dwarf size Santa costume for @balingoogles.

[balingoogles]

How quickly can @origoogles knit santa hats for the entire company Does being a possible elf-friend mean I’m invited to Mirkwood Christmas parties

[thranduilgoogles]

@balingoogles Dwarves as diplomatic as yourself, certainly. Just let me know if you can drive eight Irish Elk hitched to a sleigh.  

[legolasgoogles]

what to do when your elf crush leaves you for a dwarf prince

what to do when your dunedain crush leaves you for an elf

why dont my crushes like me back

[thranduilgoogles]

@legolasgoogles There, there. With my inherited good looks and fabulous hair, you’re bound to find someone sooner or later. Just so long as they’re not lowly Silvan elves. Or dwarves. (but wouldn’t that just be silly?)

[thranduilgoogles]

Where to buy 347,000 yards of fairy lights.

Glowing Rudolph nose for pets- Irish Elk size.

Santa elf costumes for @taurielgoogles , @legolasgoogles, @ferengoogles , and the rest of the guard. 

[ferengoogles]

@thranduilgoogles I AM NOT wearing a santa elf costume! Though, @taurielgoogles would look quite nice in a short skirt

[thranduilgoogles]

And one more crack like that about @taurielgoogles or any of the ellith warriors and you’ll be mucking those stalls with your horn.

[thranduilgoogles]

Where to buy 347,000 yards of fairy lights.

Glowing Rudolph nose for pets- Irish Elk size.

Santa elf costumes for @taurielgoogles , @legolasgoogles, @ferengoogles , and the rest of the guard. 

[ferengoogles]

@thranduilgoogles I AM NOT wearing a santa elf costume! Though, @taurielgoogles would look quite nice in a short skirt

[thranduilgoogles]

@ferengoogles Fine, you’re on reindeer stall duty then. 

@legolasgoogles It’s for @tildagoogles. You wouldn’t want to disappoint a little girl, would you? 

That reminds me...

Dwarf size Santa costume for @balingoogles.