Feren The Elf

[hobbitcrackshipahoy]

@ohmaliciousme sent me this amazing christmas card and I love it. Made my horrible day way better

[ferengoogles]

@thranduilgoogles look my lord you are on christmas cards!

[origoogles]

((Did everyone just…. Leave or something? Half the dwarves haven’t posted in what feels like at least a week if not more… Like, are they really busy with school or did they leave? I hope they’re still with us…))

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

((I can’t answer for anyone else, but I’m barely hanging on. I’m almost always on, because I’m tumblr trash. But there’s no one to interact with and I’ve run out of things to google. I was hoping @filigoogles would make an appearance last night, but only posted once.)) 

[galadrielgoogles]

(( I’m pretty busy b/c school, and-I’m embarrassed to say this- I’m too shy to respond/can’t think of a clever response/ don’t think my reply is good enough. I also just started a Galadriel rp blog, which I’m trying to get up and running. If anyone wants to do something, feel free to ask me, because if I ask, I’ll think I’m being a bother. I’m also almost always on!))

[kiligoogles]

((Hey! Breaking my hiatus to say that a lot of us are in college and for a lot of colleges this is dead week. Aka the week before finals where you dont have class but you frantically study in the hopes that you dont fail the tests. Or at least this is true in the US. Wait a week or two before giving up on this RP, I’m sure more people, like myself, will be back after finals hell is over. That plus timezones and you gotta be a little bit patient for a bit, I’m sure we’ll all be back. In the meantime I know that a bunch of elves are still online and I’m sure they’d be down for an RP))

[galadrielgoogles]

((Maybe we all should clarify what time zone we’re in…?))

[grimagoogles]

((I’m in community college right now so it’s not as bad but I’m still studying a ton so yeah this week is mildly dead for me)) (( @galadrielgoogles good idea. I’m on est))

[origoogles]

((I’m EST as well I believe. Whatever the hell Ontario Canada is. I also work 3-11, Sunday to Thursday, so.))

[thoringoogles]

((yeah studies here as well))

[ferengoogles]

I am in CST and work two jobs plus no one to interact with sadly -sad face-

[thoringoogles]

best way to steal thranduil’s elk

[bardgoogles]

getting him drunk

[thoringoogles]

how to get elves drunk

[ferengoogles]

Lots of doriwinion wine. Tis the only way to get him drunk

[ferengoogles]

Will @thranduilgoogles notice the wine being replaced with water

[ferengoogles]

putting water in the wine jugs must be a good idea

[thoringoogles]

“tolkien character” googles masterpost

so i thought it would be a good idea if we had a masterpost for these blogs, so it will be easier to follow them :-) 

We already have 

thoringoogles

bilbogoogles

kiligoogles

filigoogles

frodogoogles

taurielgoogles

smauggoogles

thranduilgoogles

saurongoogles

arwengoogles

legolasgoogles

angbandgoogles

feanorgoogles

gandalfgoogles

bardgoogles

lindirgoogles

origoogles

bofurgoogles

norigoogles

turingoogles

dwalingoogles

disgoogles

freringoogles

boromirgoogles

faramirgoogles

elrondgoogles

glorfindelgoogles

thetwinsgoogle (elladan and elrohir)

merrygoogles

eowyngoogles

dorigoogles

galadrielgoogles

theeaglesgoogle

nerdanelgoogles

gollumgoogles

daingoogles

bifurgoogles

celeborngoogles

feanoriangoogles

finarfingoogles

balingoogles

bomburgoogles

samgoogles

belladonagoogles

cirdangoogles

elrosgoogles

radagastgoogles

figwitgoogles

viligoogles

idrilgoogles

beorngoogles

baingoogles

elessargoogles

eomergoogles

morgothgoogles

grimagoogles

theodengoogles

meludir-googles

alfridgoogles

mahalgoogles

lobeliagoogles

treebeardgoogles

tildagoogles

celebriangoogles

iluvatargoogles

haldirgoogles

thraingoogles

throrgoogles

sigridgoogles

gloingoogles

yavannagoogles

ancalagongoogles

gimligoogles

Feel free to comment with your own “tolkien character” googles blog!

[ferengoogles]

Ferengoogles here

[oriana132]

[ferengoogles]

where to hide the empty wine jugs

[ferengoogles]

what to do if you end up drinking all of @thranduilgoogles doworinion wine? Should I just put water and grape juice in the jugs?

[ferengoogles]

Will nair in shampoo make your hair fall out?

[ferengoogles]

best place to get bleach to dye hair blond

[ferengoogles]

Where to find a santa outfit that would fit an elf king who is 6 foot 5 inches tall.

[ferengoogles]

how to get hair as majestic as @thranduilgoogles

[thranduilgoogles]

@ferengoogles Be related to me, or be me.

[legolasgoogles]

how to gently break it to @ferengoogles that he will never have hair as majestic as us

[ferengoogles]

how to tell @legolasgoogles that you are tired of his shit and he needs to stop running around with those hobbits and humans

[thranduilgoogles]

Where to buy 347,000 yards of fairy lights.

Glowing Rudolph nose for pets- Irish Elk size.

Santa elf costumes for @taurielgoogles , @legolasgoogles, @ferengoogles , and the rest of the guard. 

[ferengoogles]

@thranduilgoogles I AM NOT wearing a santa elf costume! Though, @taurielgoogles would look quite nice in a short skirt

[thranduilgoogles]

Rankin-Bass Hobbit animated feature.

[thranduilgoogles]

How to clean wine off my computer.

Why. Am. I. GREEN.

[ferengoogles]

@thranduilgoogles easy my lord, it was made by dwarves of course

[ferengoogles]

how to get hair as majestic as @thranduilgoogles

[thranduilgoogles]

@ferengoogles Be related to me, or be me.

[ferengoogles]

@thranduilgoogles actually I had Galion steal your shampoo. It smells great and already my hair feels more majestic

[thoringoogles]

“tolkien character” googles masterpost

so i thought it would be a good idea if we had a masterpost for these blogs, so it will be easier to follow them :-) 

We already have 

thoringoogles

bilbogoogles

kiligoogles

filigoogles

frodogoogles

taurielgoogles

smauggoogles

thranduilgoogles

saurongoogles

arwengoogles

legolasgoogles

angbandgoogles

feanorgoogles

gandalfgoogles

bardgoogles

lindirgoogles

origoogles

bofurgoogles

norigoogles

turingoogles

dwalingoogles

disgoogles

freringoogles

boromirgoogles

faramirgoogles

elrondgoogles

glorfindelgoogles

thetwinsgoogle (elladan and elrohir)

merrygoogles

eowyngoogles

dorigoogles

galadrielgoogles

theeaglesgoogle

nerdanelgoogles

Feel free to comment with your own “tolkien character” googles blog!