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ellievsbear
noise dept.
One Nice Bug Per Day
Doug Jones
d e v o n
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Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosmic Funnies

tannertan36
Game of Thrones Daily
occasionally subtle
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Not today Justin

Origami Around
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@threateliminatedx
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If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?
{ Come Hanukkah
he might just shove a Menorah up your ass. }
masterfreakingshake:
"You call this a sandwich and you don't have bacon on it?!"
"--there's no such thing."
mahinakeiki:
[ is trying to figure out how to bake a cake for a certain someone right now ]
[ is reading aloud the possible dangers of salmonella poisoning off webmd ]
# 1 D A D
{ daddy’s favorite. }
{ and now we're going to play a little g a m e
called
'is this a disc containing' :
a ) daddy!kink porn
b ) 1980s tupac
c ) gta v
o r
d ) all of the above }
I'll do it baby i'll stuff you so full you can hardly move god fucking eat me like you're starving ~grilledcheeseadmirer
{ If you truly believe Ethan is the specific breed of man with enough
d i g n i t y
to refuse an offer of prostitution
for the guarenteed reward and promise of
b u t t e r e d carbohydrates
in combination with a variety of fried c h e e s e s in exchange ;
— you would be sadly mistaken }
lupusprimum → (back) threateliminated
switching ethan back to his old url because twincest feelings and so sick of having a url with 'lupus' in it like everbody else aka this is the mun attempting to be unique and refined~
everyone is actually required to look at this
" --This is going on instagram."
d o m e s t i c
t w i n s
a r e
m y
f a v o r i t e
t w i n s
dimitcanesbellum:
”—you can cut the act now. I get it.”
whether you sniff it, smoke it, eat it or shove it up your ass— the result is the same : addiction
william s. burroughs
it's better to burn than to fade away it's better to leave than to be replaced i'm losing to you, baby, i'm no match im going numb, i've been hijacked it's a fucking drag
someone once asked me, 'why do you insist on taking the hard road?' i replied, 'why do you assume I see two roads?'
unknown
↕ ≡♥
↕ state/country you’re from
• new york, usa
long island represent baby
≡ most recent game played
• call of duty: ghosts
actually for the second time around playing after i completed the campaign on veteran all in one sitting, and i cannot get enough of it; and i am absolutely in love with hesh
♥ top celebrity crush
• charlie carver
with maybe just a dash of cassie ventura thrown in on the side for good measure