i eat bees

you think youre the real pinocchio? thats a fuckin lie, dude here’s a true story:

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it's so frickin funny to me that jack just calls pulitzer 'joe'

to his face

jack's respect for joe is absolutely zero

my respect for jack?

through the roof

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i love terrance and philip, i wish canadians were real

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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ralbert: *rolling around and fighting in the dirt, looney tunes style*

crutchie: ah, young love

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can we talk about how anti-climactic Santa Fe would be if jack wasnt singing about Santa Fe??

like imagine you see jeremy jordan walk on stage, pull off his cap, and start belting “jErSeY sHoRe”

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Davey: Jack, I’m sorry. Please talk to me

Jack:

Davey: Please, you’re the most amazing person I know, please just talk to me, I’m sorry

Jack: Sorry doesn’t fucking bring back those M&M’s, David.

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i just saw THE Jeremy Jordan in the Great Gatsby with my partner @itzmoss !!!!!!!!!

yall 10/10 i recommend!!!!!!!!!!

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RIP Jack Kelly, you would have loved Procreate 😔

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couples therapist: so what seems to be the problem?

jack: davey never appreciates OR validates my minimalist lifestyle.

davey: jack, for the thousandth time, you’re not a minimalist. you just dont have any money.

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sorry ive been radio silent for months i have random bursts of inspiration lmao

also if u understand the reference in the third pic ily 🫶

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welcome to the newsies multiverse. you are now entering MEWSIES

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ralbert propaganda

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