Bog Turtle

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[potoh]

A jungle for the house tigers.

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[shencomix]

SCP Entry: My Buddy Kyle

Description:

This is my buddy Kyle who is my friend from college.

Picture 1: Kyle

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Containment Procedures:

You can't contain him, he is always out there doing wild shit.

Picture 2: Photo Kyle Posted of Him Balancing a Banana on His Head at Last Week's BBQ Which Made Us All Laugh I Was There

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Incident Report 1:

Kyle Anomalously remembered my birthday and said happy birthday to me and gifted me a game on steam that I never heard of but ended up really really liking.

Picture 3: The Game Kyle Gifted Me on Steam. It Is Like Mario With Roguelike Elements.

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Incident Report 2:

He also helped me move

[abominableobriens]

regardless of what I portray irl, I hope my tumblr is a genuine reflection of who I really am: a delusion sex muppet

[astralcafe]

i hope people are aware that the dominant strategy in competitive magic the gathering right now is putting vivi from final fantasy 9 in a witch's cauldron to extract his powers

watch any tournament footage and you will see him being boiled in the corner, often on both sides of the table

[mousegirlheart]

found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

[amygdalae]

THE FOUL DRACULA

[thingsfromthedirt]

A mother and baby potoroo spotted at South Australia’s Cleland Wildlife Park enjoying a little snack in the sunshine.

[othercat2]

breftest in bed.

[batchilla]

@letsblogwithmama

Lets enjoy strawberries with mama.

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[johnnycrass]

the vibe has been so different since i put the glowing evil chalice in my house

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[lawnchairz]

happy april 13th !!

[fandom-man]

[senatortedcruz]

Who’s Emilia Perez?

No one sweetie go back to bed

[cannibalchicken]

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[ratbugs]

little helper

what a good boy

[theehorsepusssy]