The Three Little Derps and the Big Bad Blog

  An indie Kirby FC ask/roleplay blog of demon beast hunters,  consisting of a Waddle Dee struggling with anger and money management, a trigger-happy manchild of a Poppy Bro, and a sloven Broom Hatter who may or may not be losing her marbles. Nearly done with construction.

[dirtysmashnationconfessions]

if u dont reblog this to 20 different sideblogs in 000000000.0000000000002857 seconds then the FBI will come to ur house and kinkshame u at 50:00 on 12/21/2012

[ruledroost-archive-blog]

not all character development exists to make someone a better person.

people turn into assholes, too. they become more  manipulative, arrogant, clingy, irritated… complex.

and that’s okay, that’s important. explore that.

✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[devoid-of-dog]

Anybody else feel super paranoid about reblogging stuff and feel even worse when posts that tell you that you should reblog stuff come up haha

[threelittlederps]

{Nope, not the only one Orz -D}

[lumberjack-jasper-deactivated20]

shout-out to the artists that love drawing but are afraid to show people their art

shout-out to the beginner artists that get mocked for the way their art looks 

shout-out to the artists that use doll bases for their art

shout-out to the artists that are good at art but are not passionate about it

shout-out to the artists that get asked for free drawings but never asked for commissions

shout-out to the artist who hate their art but keep drawing 

shout-out to the artists who are good at drawing people but not backgrounds

shout-out to the artists who are good at drawing backgrounds but not people

shout-out to the artists that constantly draw the same character

shout-out to the artists that never get any notes are their art

shout-out to the artists that are bad at anatomy but still draw it

shout-out to the artists that are good at traditional art but not digital 

shout-out to the artists that are good at digital are but not traditional 

shout-out to the artists that draw with a computer mouse

[threelittlederps]

This is very important.

[rpfunstuff]

Updated. Feel free to send in any urls you know of that are not on the list.

[iambaronalberto]

if anyone draws me anything ever

im going to stare at it

im going to grin like an idiot

i dont care if you think its bad or not

i love it

i love you

[nudely]

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

[ask-hydachi-turnip-and-friends]

threelittlederps replied to your photo “//AAAAAND AFTER LITERALLY HOURS OF WORK!! HERE’S THE FINISHED PRODUCT…”

{I’m also sorry for not specifying the eye colour. My art style (as you’ve seen) uses very simple eyes and thus it’s rare for me to factor in eye colour. It’s honestly something I don’t think much. I might just go with this for his eye colour. -D}

//Nah I figured as much! Don’t worry about it! I’m glad I could help out with your character design!

[threelittlederps]

{I actually looked back at the blog, and it turns out I actually did decide on a colour for Ray’s eyes! And guess what? They are green. So yes, I guess I will go with your interpretation for the specific shade. ^ ^

The post which details this is below (I included it because I find it humerous, and it also includes details of the other two muses/derps, Kean and Whisk) -D}

Introduce your muse.

Name: Kean Nickname(s): Dee, DeeDee, Not-Dedede. Height: 7 in (Please note that Kirby is said to be 8 in tall according to Kirby and the Crystal Shards) Eye color: Brown Hair color: Burnt Orange Species: Waddle Dee Nationality: Not Dreamland Fears: He has no fears, only rage Grueglooms, Dark Matter, Grueglooms controlled by Dark Matter, sudden changes, showing weakness, spiders, drowning. Relationship status: Constantly breaking up and making up with money Single Age: 23 Sexual orientation: Loves only money Heterosexual Romantic orientation: Still loves only money Heteromantic Allergies: Pollen

Name: Raymond Earl Nickname(s): Ray, Earl Grey, The Bane of Kean’s Existence (and Proud). Height: 16 in Eye color: Green Hair color: What hair? Species: Poppy Bro (Sr) Nationality: Seriously though, it’s not even on Popstar Fears: Isolation, small spaces, closed spaces, closed small spaces, the dark. Relationship status: Ew. Age: 27. His behaviour suggest otherwise. Sexual orientation: Asexual. Also, ew. Romantic orientation: Panromantic Ew. Allergies: N/A Name: Whisk Nickname(s): No Face Height:10 in Eye color: No. Hair color: No. Species: Broom Hatter Nationality: No. Fears: Fire, physical contact, fire, loud noises, fire, remotely sharp objects, fire, large crowds,  fire, extreme cold, fire, abandonment, fire, and fire. Not to forget fire, of course. Relationship status: Single Age: 19 Sexual orientation: Demi-Homosexual Romantic orientation: Grey-Homoromantic Allergies: N/A

#I could have also listed fears like ‘death’ and ‘losing those close to them’ but that’d be obvious and boring #Also in case you didn’t notice Whisk is afraid of fire #The ‘Grueglooms controlled by Dark Matter’ is a reference to another OC (OCs) whose mun sadly isn’t in the fandom anymore #But we still used them in Kean’s backstory

[ricowtta]

@ my mutuals:

[threelittlederps]

@those who follow me

@those who I follow

@my mutuals

[ask-hydachi-turnip-and-friends]

//AAAAAND AFTER LITERALLY HOURS OF WORK!! HERE’S THE FINISHED PRODUCT FOR @threelittlederps!! My goodness this took forever to do! I mean just LOOK at that hat of his, it’s amazing!! Luckily Mod D gave me just enough directions to figure out how to draw the guy (Though it’s weird he doesn’t have an eye color, so I decided to make it a darker shade of green if you don’t mind). 

//This is literally my first time drawing a Poppy Bro and I must admit I am REALLY proud of the result!

[threelittlederps]

{For those curious, here’s the sketch I gave to Hydachi Mun as reference for my trigger happy manchild, with references to his colour scheme (above one for pastel-like drawings, below for black lined work) at the sides. It’s just a sketch but eventually I’m going to work over it/clean it/fix up the picture digitally, and once that’s done his bio will be up.

Also, as you can see here, my eye style is very simplistic and thus I don’t usually factor in eye colour (Whisk doesn’t even have eyes) for most of my OCs, so I might just go with the darker green preposed. Also, his jesters are hell, but I don’t care, I love it. Must’ve been a real pain for them to draw, though, since normal jesters are hard enough as is. ^ ^”

Special thanks to Hydachi Mun for drawing him! -D}

[meta-knights]

Reblog if you post Kirby, Nintendo or RP!

[musingsiren]

odd question munday meme

☆ ━ If you could live in the world of your muse(s) would you?  ▲ ━ How many muses do you have on tumblr in total? ✦ ━ Are there any muse(s) you miss roleplaying?    ❀ ━ If you could be re-incarnated into any animal in a next life, which would you choose and why?   ♬ ━ What are your top 3 favorite songs? ✖ ━ What’s something you’re very curious about?   ◕ ━ What’s something you consider is a special talent you can do? ( it can be big or small ) ☁ ━ What is your opinion on cereal? ❣ ━ If you could marry one fictional character, which one and why?  ☮ ━ What do you do to try and get the muse to roleplay a character?  ☂ ━ What’s your favorite kind of weather and why?   ☑ ━ What’s something not a lot of people know about you?

[ask-hydachi-turnip-and-friends]

~Closed Roleplay with threelittlederps~

[threelittlederps]

Sadly, Hydachi is just too oblivious to realize Ray’s mistake! So, all he could do was just…giggle? “Haha! Yeah, I’m not the brightest crayon in the box at times, but I do try!” He smiles warmly at Ray after he finishes his statement.

His smile then fades into a curious expression once the creature asked to tell a story. Well, what else did Hydachi have to lose? He simple shrugs, nodding at the creature. “Sure thing! I don’t mind stories! What’s it about?”

“What’s it about? Kid, I have lotsa stories,” he said proudly, though hearing this guy call Hydachi a kid considering his behaviour seemed...Off.

The Poppy Bro’s eyes scanned the room. “There’s more than ‘it’ and there’s more than one thing they’re about. But which one...” 

Eventually, his gaze settled on the blades by his side, a wide grin forming on his face.

“Oh! I could tell you the one about how I got these scissors! That’s a fun one!”

[names-newt-greenie]

just thought I’d pass this on to tumblr, please be careful at Halloween!!

[the-kid-with-the-orange-cap-dea]

Remember, Chocolate bars, not drugs!

[threelittlederps]

{I’ve seen a similar post to this circulate around Tumblr, and would like to direct everyone to this article, as our OP here is most likely misinformed or misunderstanding. Ecstasy, the drugs shown above, do indeed come in colourful forms that look like candy. This much is a fact. However, these above images (and indeed, any handful of ectasy handed out) represent hundreds of dollars in street value, so the idea of someone distributing them to children is rather implausible, especially since drug dealers tend to, you know, carefully guard their stashes and whatnot. There’s no harm in double checking, of course, but the likelihood is very, very, very slim, far slimmer than the chances of some other unfortunate event occurring on Halloween.

It’s always important to stay safe, but it’s equally important to stay educated. Nonetheless, regardless of the validity of this post, please keep safe this Halloween, and happy trick or treating~! -D}

[ask-hydachi-turnip-and-friends]

~Closed Roleplay with threelittlederps~

[threelittlederps]

Before Ray could make any protest, he found himself being dragged into the house, much to his relief. Once inside, he remained still and silent, listening intently for the shouting which was all too familiar to him. Much more to his relief, -and paradoxically, slight disappointment- he heard nothing.

“Either he’s lost or he’s calming down. I think we’re safe.”

Clearly feeling no sense of shame or shyness, Ray walked further into the house without any hesitation or qualms, taking in the surroundings.

“So, where were we?” He asked, turning towards Hydachi.

[ask-hydachi-turnip-and-friends]

“Uh…my house?” The child says, a bit confused by the creature’s question. “Have you…ever seen a house before? C'mon, I’m sure you have, right? Everyone should know what a house is! Oh!!” Hydachi then facepalms. “Unless you mean which ROOM we’re in! In that case, we’re in the living room! It’s…not much, but it’s got the necessities!”

[threelittlederps]

“I figured out that much,” Ray replied, plopping himself onto - or rather springing onto due to the size-  a sofa and bouncing on it a bit before sitting down, his foot twitching restlessly. He placed the scissors to his side before continuing.

“You’re not very bright, are you?” It wasn’t mockery or an insult, just a very blunt observation.

“Either that or you’re a better actor than I am. I meant where in the conv-Oh, never mind. Lemme think...Oh yeah, story time! Want to hear a story?” He asked, his enthusiasm returning to him.

“I mean I could tell you about Skyhigh and Poppy Bros but I think a story is funner.” Yes, he just said ‘funner’, as if it were a proper word.

[not-a-tot-im-a-tit-deactivated2]

WARNING!!! 

THIS CANDY IS NOT CANDY. IT IS DRUGS DISGUISED AS CANDY. IF ANYONE YOU KNOW CARRIES IT, TAKE THE CANDY AND THE POLICE OR THROW IT AWAY IMMEDIATELY. REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE.

[not-a-tot-im-a-tit-deactivated2]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS.

ANYONE AND EVERYONE.

THIS IS FOR SOMEONE’S HEALTH AND SAFTEY.

[kristophkun]

say- what kind of drugs ? do you have more infos we could give to the police ? source ??

[not-a-tot-im-a-tit-deactivated2]

The drug is ecstasy or MDMA, depending on what you get. I got the picture from this website.

Remember to remember certain features about the person who gave it to you, their voice, their facial features, and the colour of their hair, then tell the police about the person and about them. As quickly as possible.

[starry-night-wanderer]

Signal boosting the hell out of this.

[letsfallup]

If everyone could go back, read the whole article of the above link, and think, they will know once again Tumblr is pulling your leg.

The above image, if really escasty, respresents HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS in street value. Why anyone would RANDOMLY SELECT CHILDREN and give them HUNDRED DOLLAR PILLS for NO EXPLICIT REASON seems, to say the least, a bit far fetched. 

Yas always look through your child’s candy, that’s a basic thing of life, but do not go crazy over things like this, another fantastic rumor

[ask-hydachi-turnip-and-friends]

~Closed Roleplay with threelittlederps~

[threelittlederps]

Before Ray could make any protest, he found himself being dragged into the house, much to his relief. Once inside, he remained still and silent, listening intently for the shouting which was all too familiar to him. Much more to his relief, -and paradoxically, slight disappointment- he heard nothing.

“Either he’s lost or he’s calming down. I think we’re safe.”

Clearly feeling no sense of shame or shyness, Ray walked further into the house without any hesitation or qualms, taking in the surroundings.

“So, where were we?” He asked, turning towards Hydachi.