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run by @deadwriter16, because why the hell not?

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bakugou: deku would never love me after everything I’ve done to him he deserves better

meanwhile, deku: I hope one for all makes me taller so I can give kacchan forehead kisses :D

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deku: hey kacchan

bakugou: yes deku

deku, blushing: i have a crush on you

bakugou:

deku:

bakugou: for the last time deku

bakugou: we’re married

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based on a true story

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bakugou: *gets a nosebleed* FUCK

sero, immediately: okay tilt your head back and don’t let the blood get to your throat, alright

kirishima, vaulting a table: I’LL GET TISSUES

mina, running over to bakugou: *starts pushing his hair back from his face*

kaminari:

kaminari: damn babe you’re so sexy with blood all over you ;)

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bakugou, walking into class with his blood covered hands up: it’s not my fault I promise

aizawa, unaffected : did you kill someone?

bakugou: nah it’s mine

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bakugou, texting: I got a nosebleed and now there’s blood on my fucking jeans

todoroki, texting back: L

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bakugou: deku where the fuck were you at, you missed my nosebleed

deku, combusting: YOUR WHAT

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bakugou: do your fucking homework, deku

deku: aw babe, i love it when you’re demanding

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deku: *kicks bakugou in his sleep*

bakugou: ow, deku! you kneed me!

deku, sleepily: I always need you, kacchan

bakugou, tearing up: fuck

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deku: kacchan, let’s play 20 questions!

bakugou: okay. what’s your favorite color

deku: rectangle are you into boys?

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deku: so, kacchan, i've been meaning to ask you-

bakugou: fucking hell deku, just propose already!

deku: how did you know i was going to propose?

bakugou: deku. you dropped the ring six times during dinner

bakugou: i fucking picked it up once

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kaminari: i love this good cop bad cop thing you guys have going on

deku: it’s not really a thing, it’s more like i’m nice and kacchan is not

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deku: you're so cute, kacchan

bakugou: i could kill you right now with my bare hands

deku, putting said hands right on his face: i know, kacchan

bakugou: seriously, deku. i'm a walking fucking bomb. my catchphrase is die. i am literally the opposite of fucking cute

deku, stroking bakugou's hair: i know, kacchan

bakugou:

deku:

deku: but you're still so adorable-

bakugou: nerd, i'm worried about your sanity

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uraraka: deku, what are you thankful for?

deku: oh, probably kacchan’s b-

bakugou: -BEEAAUTIFUL FUCKING AP SHOTS AM I RIGHT

deku:

uraraka:

todoroki, whispering to iida: midoriya was gonna say boobs right

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bakugou: how’s the prettiest fucking guy in the whole goddamn world doing today

deku: hmm i don’t know, how are you kacchan?

bakugou, tearing up: i’m fine, nerd

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bakugou: you look nice i wanna kiss you

deku: what?

bakugou: uhhhh i said if you DIED I wouldn’t MISS YOU

deku, who absolutely heard the first part: awww kacchan you’re so sweet

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kaminari: hey bakugou, describe your ideal boyfriend

bakugou: i don’t fucking know? i guess freckles, green hair, is able to keep up with me-what kinda stupid fucking question is this?

kaminari: so deku then

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kaminari: midoriya, describe your ideal boyfriend-

deku: KACCHAN

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deku: hey kacchan can you do me a favor?

bakugou: i have literally almost died for you

deku: …so then can you do the dishes?

bakugou: absolutely the fuck not

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deku, about bakugou: I’m in an evil blonds with big tits mood this fine evening

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uraraka: from now on, we will be using codenames. you can address me as ‘eagle one’

uraraka: deku is ‘been there, done that’

uraraka: tsu is ‘currently doing that’

uraraka: iida is ‘it happened once in a dream’

uraraka: todoroki is ‘if i had to pick a gay’

uraraka: and shinsou is…‘eagle two’

shinsou: …why am i here

bksquad version

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kaminari: from now on, we will be using codenames. you can address me as eagle one

kaminari: kirishima is ‘been there, done that’

kaminari: jirou is ‘currently doing that’

kaminari: sero is ‘it happened once in a dream’

kaminari: mina is ‘if i had to pick a bestie’

kaminari: and bakugou is…’kacchan’

bakugou: I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU-