:3

:3

[thresher-shart]

Tumblr is an absolute Free-Trade-Tower of shitposts and I love every second of it, thank you tumblr people for being funny

[pukicho]

Hello, you stupid dog. You beleaguered creature.

[pukicho]

Hello. You're the most beautiful person in the world. Genuinely first place. Be sure to rest up.

[thresher-shart]

@acedoesstuff654

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[rat-in-the-grain]

do you have a favorite grain or just all grains

All grain is created equal in my beady little eyes

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[acedoesstuff654]

Marshadow

Marshadow is my favorite Pokémon. They're so cute!

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[segamascott]

[blasesaint]

[segamascott]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[redstonedust]

women are like beautiful flowers..... found all over the world. pleasant to be around. part of a larger plant. full of pollen. evolved in the jurrasic period. may eventually turn into an apple. comes in purple sometimes.