Perpetually Frazzled

Kelley-Jean | 26 | Ace/Panro/Polyro | Bigender | He/Him or They/Them

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.

[lupus-lunarem]

Not if I swallow this glow stick!

[real-kit-walker]

[deepspacepirate]

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

chunks

curdling

squirt

munch

bulbous

pustule

sink

squirm

slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

scrungo

beesechurger

mingus

hurgling

tungus

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

slurm

chungus

crungle

gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

bucket of curdling chunks

the pustulous gunch muncher

your squirming tungus

this crungy beesechurger

a squirting chungus

the slurm sink

a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

[gay-jesus-probably]

If I had to read this shit so do you

[blasphemousonmain]

[the-average-gatsby]

when ur writing the date on february 1st and you almost write the wrong month

[vonkarn]

memes for vampires

[chasescorner]

@thrice-beheaded

[spitblaze]

Broke: character/ship dynamic where the two legitimately cannot stand each other

Woke: this dynamic

[hyenasarecutedammit]

‘Psst…you smell nice today.’ ‘Please don’t touch me.’

[glyndaliker]

“ur cat looks like naruto”

[dankmemes12061]

Much bad luck

[snowflakeb0ttles]

@galaxyfreak4infinity

[ciriofcintras-deactivated201912]

“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

[icy-roulette]

[darusen]

[siyanie-zvezd]

[skeeterlikes]

This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating

[missytobi]

The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

I HATE STIM INSTAGRAM

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

ajshdbshdb

[kitty]

boing he jump

[ye-olde-kyssimmee]

gamer

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