[thriftedhan-blog]

to my secret santa: im moving blogs to @/cosykid 🧡

[thriftedhan-blog]

YO ITS UR SECRET SANTA HERE JUST POPPING IN TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU N I HOPE YOUR DAY HAS BEEN WONDERFUL💛 CHRISTMAS IS STILL COMMIN CLOSER AND MICHAEL BUBBLE IS COMMIN OUT OF HIBERNATION SO ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE! SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS THIS WEEK! GO FOR A WALK! DANCE AROUND YOUR ROOM! SANTA LOVES U BBY SO HAVE A SPLENDID DAY XOXOXOXO

THANK U SO MUCH SANTA UR THE BEST

[spi-ltmilk]

https://instagram.com/p/BZAE_9Ojl01/

[hypnopomicwolf]

Get you a freak that

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

[babyanimalposts]

[urbenangel]

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[juniqs-blog]

this changed my life

[gaydine-ross]

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

[ithelpstodream]

hahahaha best prank i’ve seen in a while

[thinster13]

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @foxxtrot691

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“FEAR MY ULTIMATE WEAPON”

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“I’VE GOT SOME MORE!!”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SHE IS UNSTOPPABLE!

[lunaticonlyra]

@hi-imsleepy

[wreckfull]

how do people sneak out of their house??? I could be going to pee in the middle of the night and my mom will be like what tf you doing 

[isleofapplepies]

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman “you can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says “why? because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that extent and the guy replies with “no, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

[laffgaff]

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

[simsimmertim]

this is advanced

[orriculum]

I bought a little pink rock salt lamp, and i licked it just now….can confirm it is very salty

[ace-art-library-deactivated2017]

1. I am happy you bought the lamp

2. Why tf would you lick it???

[orriculum]

To confirm my suspicions

[ourfunnyworld]

[maskedcorruption-deactivated201]

This makes me furious.

[kelcf]

[grawly]

[thriftedhan-blog]

heart: treat yo self

bank account: please dear god do not do that

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug