bliss lane
titsay
will byers stan first human second
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PR's Tumblrdome
occasionally subtle
Product Placement
roma★
The Bowery Presents
almost home
tumblr dot com
Stranger Things
todays bird
@theartofmadeline
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
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@archduke-marmalade
how to have a sturgeon summer:
1. be quite large
2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river
3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans
4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun
5. show off them scutes!
you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer
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They're taking over.
humanity is FUCKED.
your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*
my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*
What?
top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall
Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”
I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy
one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse
genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post
Damn, that's some slick live animation. Especially the last one in the ocean.
Creativity extraordinare!
Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.
I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d
THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED
THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED
thou? art not the knave. thou'rt not capable of BEING the knave. i hadst a knave, but now have none. thou. art not. the knave.
wench wrench, wretched wench, i madst thou my wench (JESSIE!)
my sire and my lady and my lady and my si-ire
