thrift store? i hardly know 'er!

the epic highs and lows of working full time as a middle manager at a thrift store. personal experiences and funny anecdotes abound. bewarb

[thriftstoregoofs]

hi this is a pinned post say hi pinned post

my name ? not your concern. call me whatever comes to mind.

my age ? old enough to be somebody's dad but not any of yours.

my pronouns ? he/him, and any and all homonyms for he/him are also welcome. fuck up that spelling babey the more hilarious the better

my interests ? making silly posts and talking about the totally normal things that happen at the thrift store where i work.

my goal ? to beat the living shit out of every billionaire in the world

send me your tales of crazy thrift store encounters, weird customers, and inconceivable incidents.

all opinions shared on this blog are my own and are not representative of the thrift store that i work at 🫰👍

[redtsundere-pngs]

[retrodynamics]

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

[thriftstoregoofs]

quite possibly the most incredible garment that has ever crossed the threshold of my thrift store

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needed to possess it somehow

[thriftstoregoofs]

quite possibly the most incredible garment that has ever crossed the threshold of my thrift store

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these little radio/tape deck/cd players that came in at work a couple weeks ago are plaguing me.

like. they're bug girls to me. i look into their little faces and i see two beautiful butch bug girl girlfriends. i cant get them out of my head. please tell me you understand

[thriftstoregoofs]

another beautiful object head woman enters the chat

[thriftstoregoofs]

last night a thought entered my mind that was like "if [my coworker] comes in tomorrow wearing his camo pants and a black tshirt with wolves on it then i will know for certain that i can predict the future." and you'll never guess what he was wearing today when he came in to work. i think i have to buy a lotto ticket today idk

[thriftstoregoofs]

these little radio/tape deck/cd players that came in at work a couple weeks ago are plaguing me.

like. they're bug girls to me. i look into their little faces and i see two beautiful butch bug girl girlfriends. i cant get them out of my head. please tell me you understand

[depsidase]

[3000s]

they should sell "used beer" at the thrift store

[dogpuppy]

[thriftstoregoofs]

went to a different bar tonight bc my friend invited me to their birthday party at the roller rink bar and it was so much more chill than my usual tuesday night karaoke spots. i got to sing 4 songs. i looooove when a karaoke night is just the same 10 people in a rotation it is so awesome. also being in a bar that wasn't jam-packed for once was refreshing. also everyone there was actually good. genuinely the most beautiful karaoke experience ive had in my life. 10/10. manifesting this energy for the rest of time

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[prettycolors]

[ymutate]

A cherub carved in malachite, with inset diamond eyes, mounted over a gold ring. United States, late 19th century

[thriftstoregoofs]

this week on beautiful items at work i had to resist bringing home with me

[shillanov]

maybe the real full-time job is the tumblr posts we made along the way

[briarwoodtree]

You pull up to the transmasc meetup and it looks like this