You May Now Kiss The Dementor

My life is basically just one whim after the other. (was lordofthetimelords)

[chongoblog]

I’m honestly so FUCKING sick of callout culture. Everyone’s taking everything I say out of context so it looks like I think Coolsville sucks!

[zyzoda]

[elvesarebad]

i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i think about this every day

[alicentsgf]

[wonpilie]

fav author: i’m writing a new book!!! yay!!!

book: *has no title, no cover, no plot, no release date*

me:

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[thegoombs]

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

[thegoombs]

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

[rikudera]

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

[thechildofchristmas]

goofy periodically changes his name to avoid the IRS if i remember right

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

[grandmapuncher]

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

extremely fair point 

[davids-harbour]

The Holy Quadrinity

[gaycism]

Why the hell do I find this amusing

[firekill1015]

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

[navythreads]

CALL ME A HOPELESS ROMANTIC BUT I LOVE THESE. I just got one for my boyfriend. If you get one, use the code BFDAYTB for $20 off.

Link: Under Lucky Stars

[thechozenones]

This is cute and I definitely want one but…

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD WITH THE END OF THIS VIDEO

[pigeoncheeks-archive]

why viddy gaem…. Spensive……

[hawkeyedflame]

do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

[studentlifeproblems]

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[bethboxin]

Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.

[ggdgart]

advent of the deliverer