Keepin' it stylish,

The name is Dante. I'm twenty four, living in Brooklyn, New York. I got a shop, not named though. Don't got much to do most of the time, so throw me an ask or something sometime. It's boring as fuck around here anyway. (This is an INDEPENDANT RP profile. Trolls will be promptly ignored or published to blog for tumblr-wide humilation. With love, Dantemun.)

[throwingsexyparties]

“Hm...” A sound of pondering came from his throat as he looked out his shop window. After a moment of silence, he took in a short breath and sneezed. He muttered some tiny swears under his breath as he rubbed at his nose. Maybe someone was talking about him... Weird.

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[riseafterfalling]

That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life

[egobuss-deactivated20150421]

i am ashamed

[jearminking]

I actually understand this entirely.

[4gifs]

[the-wrong-team]

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

[odin-n-out]

it literally can not get cuter than this

[waitingforinstant]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

the only news report anyone should care about

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

canada

[virginity--stealer]

actually thats australian news

[laughing-llama]

7 news is an australian news program

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

Why is Australia reporting news from Toronto

[ninja-sex-tarp]

Why is Australia doing anything that Australia is doing?

[casualblueshell]

Well…since my anxiety has crept back without warning, I figured I just draw some of my thoughts down…Personally I understand that some people truly do not mind reassuring a friend who has self doubt on the brain, but I can’t help having it circle my mind as often as it does. Wish it would stop honestly. It just feels like empty space that I try too hard to fill.

[tomyo]

If anyone actually needs to know what goes through my head at all times…

[jellybeanpumpkin-deactivated201]

This was me, when I had friends. Then these feelings became overwhelming and I cut myself off from them, no contact. That was 9 years ago and I’ve made no friends irl since.

[the13thleprechaun-deactivated20]

i have moments like this, too. D: And they’re awful.

but any friends of mine who feel like this and think I find it tiring to reassure them; noooo, I don’t! D: You are my friend for a reason. To all those who know me personally, I’m too blunt to do this.

[unamusedsloth]

Some of them look majestic in the sun.

[anunchainedmelody]

[officialicedcoffee]

I passed this post up initially but on further inspection yes because of the last pic

[claybabay]

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

[fuzzypigs]

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

[juodaanviinaa]

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

[cosmo-sss-deactivated20150804]

90% of my anxiety in a text post

[itscolossal]

LIX: The World’s Smallest 3D Printing Pen Lets You Draw in the Air

[sailomroon-deactivated20140915]

[imaginarylights]

The Princess takes care of her Knight Set [3/?]

I can feel.. the pain that your hiding. 

[1los]

[disneyismyescape]

Disney Diversity Appreciation Week | The Muses

[charlieandthepeanuts]

Important

[sixpenceee]

So last night, while bored out of my mind attempting to study for exams, I randomly thought to myself “how do cute little dogs see me”

Then I came across this awesome video, that gave me lots more information, and I felt the need to share it with everyone

[yummy-casburger-deactivated2020]

Parody of Cinderella -오-

[piecomic]

[she-was-an-astronaut]

nerdad and well-behavedwoman