hi im tina

nice meme

[setheverman]

drink water. eat ass. vote.

[beastmac]

me not thinking about my boyfriend:

me thinking about my boyfriend:

me fucking seeing my boyfriend:

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR? - Official Trailer

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ive befriended a russian reinhardt main in overwatch

we’ve won 6 comp games in a row and i feel like im going to be chasing this high for the rest of my life

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

he speaks very little english but we get by

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

tonight may have been the highest point in my life. we proceeded to win 9 comp games in a row, before losing one. i’ll never forget you, you ruskie rein. i have only one photo of us together

sleep well, moahbinopk. sleep well.

[ubercharge]

this is what online gaming was meant for

[scotblackbird]

I… I must inform. This man’s name is “Fashionable Orc”.

[cornacia]

catherine from elders react is all of us

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

the only ally that matters

[asmallcoffee]

I swear to god if I find out if anyone is ever mean to her I will hunt them down and gut them like a fish

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[headlights-and-werewolves]

I love this

[lesbianrey]

[stygianzinogre]

How could you leave out the rest of this wall tho

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[markv5]

“Двуногий, тебе еще рано спать! Как же ритуал вечернего жратвоприношения?”…

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Two-legged, it’s still too early for you to sleep! What about the ritual of evening food-bringing?”

[narutoposting-deactivated201809]

I just did a japanese version from scratch.

[denisvileneuve]

captain raymond holt: an icon™

[thother]

big mood

[justcatposts]

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

[eb0lagay]

that was so intense

[juuliaroberts]

where is her oscar I’m shaken

[granola-peasant]

How dare they play their own dog like this?

[1999gorl]

why is this so funny dfjdsjklxckjlxkcvlklfsdkl

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

cancerian antics 

[foxqueen-katarian]

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Has anyone ever seen that picture of the horse in the pool with the sunglasses wearing dog in its back and the ’D’ from the Hollywood sign thrown in the bushes?

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ok this is the picture… Can someone explain it to me?

[tryclops]

wow the live action bojack horseman looks great

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

moana makes the best faces (alternatively: moodboard)

and i mean these two scenes alone could fill up multiple photosets:

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me