thumpus

dumbass (they/them)

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the scary thing about dark woody is that when he says "not this time bo" you can tell hes really in a lot of pain and conflicted and woodys still in there deep down but then when he sees andy dark woody (sadistic urge) takes over again and hes gone possibly forever

[fangoriousfae]

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked my friend joe and i asked my friend jake, they said it was fhqwhgads

[trillgutterbug]

damn google that’s rough

[snapdougles]

[lmaonade]

addicted to this

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

this iwll happen in kingdom hearts 4

[bungerc0re]

why are people buying the switch 2

[mallowmaenad]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[jager-mistress-diane]

[segamascott]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[angelicguy]

Using AI, I have developed a model of what my stillborn son would have looked like if he was able to grow into a young man

[sniffanimal]

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

[madfishmonger]

I could have made a killing as a psychic, but noooo I have to feel bad about lying to people ugh

[contact-guy]

I think abt this all the time because the thing is, evil rich people truly believe that they’re geniuses who have discovered a way to make money that the rest of us dummies haven’t…but the truth is that they are just willing to do evil shit that everyone else would prefer to not to because we have standards

[cop-disliker69]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

[outofcontextgarf]

[mayflower-gal]

[papermariosuggestion]

[rabbitebooks]

in what may at first seem like a camouflaging pattern, the European Hare's speckled fur coat is actually a result of careful dithering; Remarkably optimized creatures, their texture only takes up ~0.2kb when loaded into vram!

[chicagocubsreactions]

Seiya taking hacks with a katana.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[paper-mario-wiki]

the plug came through, fellas!