[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[karsendorwart]

are they fucking or something did i miss something

[lovefourtydown]

Deep, dark, and devastating Leaving no question as to where you've been

(x)

[iltalintu]

Barkov is showing his favorite place the sauna

[tungpin]

if i had infinite time i would write one million stupid mundane aus that are like boston firefighter matthew x farmer's market vendor sasha or frat bro taking a required science class matthew x grad TA sasha or office worker who just moved to town matthew x captain of his new beer league team sasha. and fill them with insanely unrealistic levels of earth shattering romance and instalove where they are swearing to die for each other within 5 minutes of meeting and then sasha gets up and goes out to sell his tomatoes. and that's 1619 to me.

[ratatatastic]

[aesterini]

let’s talk mama’s ear off

this post, illustrated

[thursdaycoded]

[ratatatastic]

"Not too shiny. Simple... just like me. Simple and not too shiny."

[ratatatastic]

[hycohyco1]

[danielwaldorf]

olivia rodrigo i would kill and die for you and it's not parasocial this is real.

[tungpin]

duo i just made up

ref / 2

[mactheknifes]

theres definitely a portion of matthews hype man statements where he's building personal myth around both barky and the cats at large, but especially barky because matthew will never be captain and in order to reinforce that thats NOT a big deal to him okay it ISN'T he has to maintain that barky is the best player in the nhl bar none no exceptions. because it lessens the blow. but also. but also... he's out there rubbing his face on barkys shoulder mid game he's moaning (MOANING) about how sexy barky is on his podcast he's violating his carefully constructed locker room norms because barky told him to he's passenger princess mob wife playacting for him on national television and fucking. apparently. Texting His Dad Barkys Highlights. theres no Liar Boy posturing explination for that its truely almost painful to watch. like girl control it.....

[thursdaycoded]

[ratatatastic]

[cats-hockey-club]

😂 I love them

[finnesse]

@thursdaycoded this is so matthew-coded in ur fic abt him having a crush on sasha 🤣 but like matthew clearly loves getting physical Hahha

[thursdaycoded]

ib!!!!!!