[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[danielwaldorf]

olivia rodrigo i would kill and die for you and it's not parasocial this is real.

[tungpin]

duo i just made up

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[mactheknifes]

theres definitely a portion of matthews hype man statements where he's building personal myth around both barky and the cats at large, but especially barky because matthew will never be captain and in order to reinforce that thats NOT a big deal to him okay it ISN'T he has to maintain that barky is the best player in the nhl bar none no exceptions. because it lessens the blow. but also. but also... he's out there rubbing his face on barkys shoulder mid game he's moaning (MOANING) about how sexy barky is on his podcast he's violating his carefully constructed locker room norms because barky told him to he's passenger princess mob wife playacting for him on national television and fucking. apparently. Texting His Dad Barkys Highlights. theres no Liar Boy posturing explination for that its truely almost painful to watch. like girl control it.....

[thursdaycoded]

[ratatatastic]

[cats-hockey-club]

😂 I love them

[finnesse]

@thursdaycoded this is so matthew-coded in ur fic abt him having a crush on sasha 🤣 but like matthew clearly loves getting physical Hahha

[thursdaycoded]

ib!!!!!!

[ratatatastic]

[finnesse]

[thursdaycoded]

[ratatatastic]

the actual stickhandling machine footage we've all been waiting for....

[tungpin]

u kno what i miss most... well many things but one thing in particular is when 1619 were last off the ice sasha would wait for him and give matthew his hand to bump and sometimes the way matthew tapped it was so demure and like regency debutante and i imprinted on this and i was like omg love and family and marriage ............ it was so gentle :(

[thursdaycoded]

[tungpin]

"if barky wants it -- if cap wants it, cap wants it!" OH IM SO FUCKINGGGGGGG SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[tungpin]

Suddenly ive never wanted anything more than matthew plays his conditioning stint in the echl just because sasha told him to and sasha flies the whole team out to watch and after the game sasha visits him in the locker room and matthew really plays it up like omgg an nhler here to see little ol me ? which sasha is embarrassingly into and then matthew blows him while cracking jokes the whole time about how this is definitely going to earn him his ahl callup. sorry i need to be put down

[barkbarkbarkov]

it's hard work carrying a team this injured (st louis @ florida - 20 december 2025)

[tungpin]

plauing the blues on 1year anniversary of sasha barkov 2minute ot shift and game winner against the blues,....... without sasha................

[danielwaldorf]

sometimes i screen record idle animations in gotham knights thinking i'll gif them and then i get embarrassed bc i know nobody else on earth gives a fuck... but why do i gaf.... hmm