Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[sailermoon]

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

[mari-lair]

stealing twitter games once more, muahahaha

Goals Reached! - Bonnie . Mirabelle . Isabeau . Odile

[mari-lair]

In honor of the holiday cheers, i will let everyone have this:

[mari-lair]

Loop was achieved! (IN 5 HOURS?? WHAT???)

So here is a final goal while i work on the Loop de Loop. This is the end of the game.

[beanytuesday]

New Superhero Team I Invented

[thyl0s]

The moral of worm is that bullying is awesome, actually

[thyl0s]

Also that car crashes save lives

[thyl0s]

The moral of worm is that bullying is awesome, actually

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[anendangeredspecies]

Cauldron have always struck me as the worst possible people that could still get the job done, and that feels pretty fitting considering most of the core members are there by chance rather than being magically chosen as characters often are in superhero media.

Discounting Scion, the world 100% would have ended without them. If they didn't manipulate governments, the PRT, other hero groups, and the general perception of parahumans, the world would have been destroyed long before golden morning. The whole "why didn't contessa just prevent it" thing has never been a mystery to me, I've always assumed she spends 90% of her time putting out whatever fire has appeared from a new trigger (which she can't predict).

The core membership of cauldron was an 11 year old, an ex serial killer child, three people who just so happened to survive the triumphant vials, and a 20 something doctor that now has to run a conspiracy to kill a god. No one there was chosen for their skills or abilities, they were just the people that got the responsibility dumped in their laps and handled it the best they could.

The problem with cauldron is that we, as readers, know most of the stuff they did was pointless. We know they could have just orchestrated society, stuck doormaker and the clairvoyant in a room Switzerland, and had contessa put out fires for the next 35 years, but they didn't. Every action they took was driven by the desperation of 5-6 people with the knowledge that they are the only ones who can stop the apocalypse, but have no idea how to do it.

They didn't really have a plan so they committed every atrocity possible in the hope that something would work (obviously not knowing an 18 year old girl could just suicide bait a god). They did the best they could for a bunch of unqualified randos saddled with the most difficult and crucial job possible, and I honestly think they did better than a lot of people would have in their position.

[thyl0s]

Cauldron did nothing wrong, they could have done better but also they could have done a lot worse

[jollyparaphernalia]

Since you've made a post about the stagemaster and the king meeting, and one of sir replacing loop as siffrin's guide, clearly it is our duty to create an au of an au of an au where clovis with loop as their guide and their party, meet siffrin with sir as their guide and their party and all of them are in an amalgamation of dormont, the two guides """chill""" back in the favor tree while the ten party members go through an amalgamated house and fight both of their big bads, and siffrin and clovis can go through the horrors, together.

Because if you can why not just go insane with it?

I imagine this looks something like this

While it's fun to pile AU's on AU's, I think I already have my handsful making fun stuff with just Kingswap, and I have very special plans for specific scenes there, so I think I'm probably gonna pile my energy into there as opposed to getting side tracked. Thank you for the interest, though!

[thyl0s]

Yeah, this ask wasn't really serious lmao

[deusvervewrites]

Speaking of dumb fanon, I just remembered the "what if the roof was locked" fics, who evidently forgot how All Might left the roof. Considering he was out of time and that was a major plot point of the chapter, he's some kind of magician I guess.

[thyl0s]

"What if the roof was locked" fic but both izuku and all might are stuck in the roof

[rainbowprisimatic]

Me, gripping your shoulders in a locked room filled with red string and cork boards: papyrus knight is still possible!! You hear me? The knight canonically wears a helmet. Those horns could be just apart of that and not their actual skull! Hey why are you trying to break down the door LISTEN listen bro, they have identical body types. They both have a tiny snatched waist and broad triple D chests! They have a visable ribcage! stop running! I SWEAR IM NOT CRAZY- [gets dragged away by the cops in a striaght jacket]

[thyl0s]

The Papyrus Knight Agenda must be maintained

[estavionpira]

in worm anime world cauldron would be introduced by the whole inner circle stepping out of a doormaker door and fanning out around doctor mother who is smirking and striking a pose in her lab coat and she says something like "it's time for your examination" and dramatically slaps on a vinyl glove. and Victoria Dallon (who really identifies with case 53s thanks to her Wretch Trauma) will say "What You Did To My People Is Unacceptable" and fly at her to deliver a punch. but then! when she gets real close she will suddenly stop moving... the camera closes in to see that she is being held still by dozens of Custodian Hands. doctor mother will doublesmirk and say "heh. we're called the cauldron inner circle seven because there's seven of us." then anime girl custodian will manifest her head so that it's resting on doctor mother's shoulder and cock it to the side and wink. and then she uses the Custodian Hands to throw ol Vicky'D through a portal.. into siberia. well at least she can talk to sveta there. sorry garotte.. and then doctor mother will flex

[thyl0s]

Doctor Mother should get to be an anime villain, as a treat

[thedubiousdallon]

In the low-stakes slice-of-life version of Worm that lives in my head we increase the degree to which Victoria is a magnet for socially awkward repressed dykes by a factor of a hundred. Her admirers start a support group. There's a private PHO thread and Ashley gets snippy when anyone comments on the latest post before her. Everyone pretends that it's not weird that Amy's there. There are ten Dean interludes where he's playing 5D chess to keep from becoming the protagonist of a harem comedy because he's convinced that they're all actually into him.

[thyl0s]

Absolute Literature, i would 100% read this

[victoriadallonfan]

Are cauldron capes morally superior because their powers are ethically sourced?

Discuss

[thyl0s]

The powers in themselves are ethically sourced, what was done with them not so much.

[deusvervewrites]

At one point in a fic I read recently, it was brought up that Thirteen's Black Hole doesn't seem to produce radiation when used, which doesn't fit with our current understanding of actual black holes. The fic had its own interpretation of what Black Hole was actually doing as opposed to, well, being a black hole; but I was curious if you had any thoughts on the matter? (It could always just be good ol' Artistic License Physics rearing its head but that's not as fun)

I think the easy answer is that, from my basic layman's understanding, the radiation around black holes is caused by the accretion disc and not the black hole itself (radiation also cannot escape the pull of a black hole), and the accretion disc is caused by friction from things getting pulled it. Based on how we see Thirteen using it, that disc simply doesn't form.

As for fun answers, I'm sure there are many

[thyl0s]

I think gameboyhamazing was talking about hawking radiation but that is incredibly slow unless the blackhole is incredibly small and while thirteen's black hole is much smaller than average it likely isn't small enough to produce a noticeable amount of radiation

[askoverkill]

ooc: Here waiting for Dusk's cringe fail death #4

// keep an eye out! Place your bets!

Hows Dusk biting it this time

poison (somehow)

suffocation

Their brain just did That

Theater Curse related dumbassery

The slide again (how?????)

Lupus BLAST

checkers related incident

Died of cringe

Fire

Drowning

Get the Blood Curse

Voting ended onMay 21, 2025

[hugintheraven]

Future Worm couples with kids and how that'd go(hypothetical Everyone Lives AU, don't ask questions about how):

Brian/Taylor: This poor kid. They only have one, and you would think that this is a perfect, white-picket-fence-suburbs situation. Everyone thinks that(Except Aisha and Lisa, who do what they can). It's not that anyone is doing anything wrong, exactly, but this kid is going to be talking to a therapist at age 35 and the therapist is going to have to take an hour afterwards to process everything that the kid acted like was completely normal.

Taylor/Lisa: Basically the same, except they have the kid via artificial insemination(Lisa picks the father and reviews the samples), and the trauma from living in a panopticon is obvious much earlier and they get the kid into therapy sooner. This doesn't help.

Taylor/Rachel: No children, many puppies. Any kids in their territory are placed with a loving family and monitored for their safety.

Rachel/Cassie: See above, but the foster families have privacy.

Taylor/Charlotte: Basically perpetual fostering of some number of children until homes can be found. Mostly works out, as long as Taylor stays busy. (Basically how Warlord Skitter/Charlotte worked).

Alec/Aisha: They foster basically constantly. And even when the kids don't come to them pre-traumatized, these kids are going to be a nightmare. It's not that Alec and Aisha are bad parents. But they are awful role models, weird about discipline, and don't understand boundaries, and their kids will pick all that up and mix it up into a cocktail that ruins the life of any adults who try to interact with them.

Amy/Victoria: They are determined not to repeat the mistakes of their parents. Instead they make all-new ones. The torment nexus claims another generation. (Also, I'm sorry to say, the bad fanfics are right, Victoria's the father).

Dragon/Defiant: The organic child they made is an absolute nightmare of a villain in his teenage years, but he mostly evens out when he's older and has had time to reflect. The AI they build together is categorized as an S-Class threat and killed despite doing nothing seriously wrong, sending them both into a deep depression.

Krouse/Noelle: It's not that they WANT their kid to have body image issues, it's that by age 5 the kid WILL have body image issues. And self-esteem issues. And remarkably good techniques for hiding both of those. Kids learn by watching, after all.

Sabah/Lily: "Oh, both your kids already joined the cape scene? That's nice. None of our children triggered, so we're paying for 3 college educations. Fakhri just graduated Suma Cum Laude."

[thyl0s]

It's going to sound cruel but the ai child getting nipped in the bud is probably for the best, i would like to remind that Dragon(even without her tinker powers) is an extremely powerful ai, and she was made my one tinker, dragon has the insights of tons of tinkers and if she used them to make another greater ai it would be a massive threat

[deepfang-dreamer]

And the Triumvirate could each individually devastate most of the continental U.S.

Failsafes, sure, but killing someone for the *potential* to cause harm is never morally justified.

[thyl0s]

The difference between the triumvirate and a fully matured ai is that the triumvirate can be reliably killed, a mature ai can hide in the web and have backups, an ai as powerful as one that could be created by dragon and defiant has the capability to completely devastate human society, failsafes don't mean shit if the ai can easily get around them, it isn't about morality, it's about preventing as many deaths as possible, the hypothetical ai child would be a baby, sure, but it would be a baby in a 50 foot tall mech.

[deepfang-dreamer]

Can they, though? I doubt Alexandria'a weakness to drowning was public knowledge, and it's not exactly an easy thing to do regardless. How do you bomb someone who can turn into a beam of light as an unconscious reaction to danger? How do you ever counteract a man who can do literally anything? The hypothetical S.I. baby should have restrictions that are removed as it ages, like I assume Dragon and Richter did, but it's really not any more dangerous than some other Parahumans running around.

[thyl0s]

I meant more like the triumvirate would stay dead, also if one of them decides to go rogue they would start throwing shit at them until they figured something out, alexandria's durability is high but an All-or-nothing attack could do a pretty big effect, legend's breaker state has an upper limit of what it can handle and eidolon is tricky but if you have enough different power effects being thrown at him he won't be able to handle them all.

It really depends on how powerful/smart the ai is, it could get around restrictions, the safest bet is to either have it start out small and introduce new tech to it as it grows and learns or to just straight up not make an ai with so much tinkertech in it.

[hugintheraven]

Future Worm couples with kids and how that'd go(hypothetical Everyone Lives AU, don't ask questions about how):

Brian/Taylor: This poor kid. They only have one, and you would think that this is a perfect, white-picket-fence-suburbs situation. Everyone thinks that(Except Aisha and Lisa, who do what they can). It's not that anyone is doing anything wrong, exactly, but this kid is going to be talking to a therapist at age 35 and the therapist is going to have to take an hour afterwards to process everything that the kid acted like was completely normal.

Taylor/Lisa: Basically the same, except they have the kid via artificial insemination(Lisa picks the father and reviews the samples), and the trauma from living in a panopticon is obvious much earlier and they get the kid into therapy sooner. This doesn't help.

Taylor/Rachel: No children, many puppies. Any kids in their territory are placed with a loving family and monitored for their safety.

Rachel/Cassie: See above, but the foster families have privacy.

Taylor/Charlotte: Basically perpetual fostering of some number of children until homes can be found. Mostly works out, as long as Taylor stays busy. (Basically how Warlord Skitter/Charlotte worked).

Alec/Aisha: They foster basically constantly. And even when the kids don't come to them pre-traumatized, these kids are going to be a nightmare. It's not that Alec and Aisha are bad parents. But they are awful role models, weird about discipline, and don't understand boundaries, and their kids will pick all that up and mix it up into a cocktail that ruins the life of any adults who try to interact with them.

Amy/Victoria: They are determined not to repeat the mistakes of their parents. Instead they make all-new ones. The torment nexus claims another generation. (Also, I'm sorry to say, the bad fanfics are right, Victoria's the father).

Dragon/Defiant: The organic child they made is an absolute nightmare of a villain in his teenage years, but he mostly evens out when he's older and has had time to reflect. The AI they build together is categorized as an S-Class threat and killed despite doing nothing seriously wrong, sending them both into a deep depression.

Krouse/Noelle: It's not that they WANT their kid to have body image issues, it's that by age 5 the kid WILL have body image issues. And self-esteem issues. And remarkably good techniques for hiding both of those. Kids learn by watching, after all.

Sabah/Lily: "Oh, both your kids already joined the cape scene? That's nice. None of our children triggered, so we're paying for 3 college educations. Fakhri just graduated Suma Cum Laude."

[thyl0s]

It's going to sound cruel but the ai child getting nipped in the bud is probably for the best, i would like to remind that Dragon(even without her tinker powers) is an extremely powerful ai, and she was made my one tinker, dragon has the insights of tons of tinkers and if she used them to make another greater ai it would be a massive threat

[deepfang-dreamer]

And the Triumvirate could each individually devastate most of the continental U.S.

Failsafes, sure, but killing someone for the *potential* to cause harm is never morally justified.

[thyl0s]

The difference between the triumvirate and a fully matured ai is that the triumvirate can be reliably killed, a mature ai can hide in the web and have backups, an ai as powerful as one that could be created by dragon and defiant has the capability to completely devastate human society, failsafes don't mean shit if the ai can easily get around them, it isn't about morality, it's about preventing as many deaths as possible, the hypothetical ai child would be a baby, sure, but it would be a baby in a 50 foot tall mech.