Thymne

Currently kicking ass in Tokyo

[cartoon-hell]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Is my cat broken omg

[piipstachio]

Dance! Dance! DANCE!!! [Support me on patreon!]

[roboco-san]

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

[thesinglesock]

Linguini:

[bifacts]

Since I'm bisexual can I own only one pet?

well bi means two, and since everybody knows that means that every bisexual is always limited to two and only two, you can either own two pets, or one pet with two legs, like a chicken or a really weird snake

[bifacts]

Additionally, if a group of 4 bisexuals is cohabiting, a singular octopus is also an acceptable pet 

[bifacts]

the bisexual snake:

[bifacts]

Fact: Bisexuals are very flexible in the sense that they can date and/or sleep with people of multiple genders, but they’re also flexible in the sense that they have no bones, like octopuses.

[galaxywhale-moved]

actual footage of the tumblr bisexual community

[anakkin]

au where i live in a studio ghibli movie and do nothing except eat tiny cakes and fall in love with my cute neighbor

[hydro-homies]

[theweirdwideweb]

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

[radmenace]

including when they’re in their teens

[theunwomen]

[theladyvampire-deactivated20200]

Medusa with the head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati.

[wilwheaton]

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

When my frontal lobe fully develops at age 27 then it’s over for everyone

[veryfunnymemes]

[fiendfluid]

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

[poise-remade]

if your bones are wet then you’re alive, but if they’re dry then you’re dead

[poise-remade]

coroners hate them! area teen revived yet again through the power of the water cycle

[cybergata]

The Oatmeal

[connie-banana]

My favourite genre of movie is 'vapid girly teen flicks from the 90's and early 00's that actually have important feminist and socially conscious messages'.

Some examples;

Don't be afraid to break the pointless and sexist rules society has imposed upon you, especially if they stand between you and your dreams.

Learn to recognise your self worth beyond the trappings of success.

Recognising and working to correct your white privilege, is not only the right thing to do morally, but will also lead to a more diverse and exciting playing field.

You absolutely do not have to sacrifice your femininity or sense of self in order to make your way in a traditionally masculine field.