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[chewymochi-deactivated20230210]

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

[swagchat-deactivated20130621]

wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE

[crazycatslovers]

[thynipplets-blog-blog]

“Get in quickly. There is no time to explain.”

[jacobpittslovelyface]

[amberrosefanclub]

single liam means SUNS OUT GUNS OUT

[gridworld]

[literallyallie-blog]

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

[stylishirish]

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

[horain]

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

[stylishirish]

it was a mechanical pencil 

[hazelgraceisokay]

you may proceed 

[dogfan411]

if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people

“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”

SLAPS

“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”

[wolfjerome]

[alexandrinaionita]

[justjustinnn-blog]

OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.

[dorctorwho-deactivated20140121]

THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.

[gaetafelix-deactivated20140908]

ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie

[thewhatever]

[parasailin-sarahpalin]

guess this is my stop 

[spritzeal]

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

[spaghettihos-deactivated2020060]

[theperfect5]

[itsniallbaby]

crying

[tinygaysouffle]

Hey, let’s read some fanfics

lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS