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I did that job once.
What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union
what do you do when one of your friends suddenly starts texting a girl youve had a crush on for months and they hit it off and they start "basically" "lowkey" dating and you cant say anything because neither of them know about said crush and also the friend starts thanking you for getting the crush into their life
I think having the main theme of your movie being that bravery does not nessicarily mean willingness to subject yourself to pain and fear but rather rising to the challenge once you’re already in that situation is such an important message given our circumstances right now
everyone ahead of me in line at the cafe is a pretentious hipster minimalist everyone behind me is a poser who wakes up late and doesnt do their chores i am the only one who has ever showed up to the cafe at the right time
if u had 2 children i would name them cain and abel. just to see what happens.
so i meant if *i* had 2 children. but honestly i like the world i created on accident better. fuck ur kids
i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything
Mr Ryland Grace doodle
And an indulgent old man grace for me
reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water
may this week feel light on your shoulders and kind to your heart ❤︎
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I would parry every blow?
jeans, by tia
"your eyes are kind of pretty" she said to the mirror. she, through the mirror, replied, "thank you, your eyes are pretty too. you need to leave." So she took her messenger bag and signature green jacket and took the keys off the counter and walked to her door and opened her door and walked through the door and closed the door behind her and locked it behind her. the apartment hallway had walls, once white now yellow. she walked down the halls and down the stairs and down the street and down the stairs and into the subway and out of the subway.
it is 2:45 pm. Jean was feeling a little sick. The cafe just opened. Steph was the first customer. Jean recognized Steph. Jean and Steph knew each other from college. Steph said, "I know you from college. Jean, right?" Jean looked at Steph and thought how good they would look together in a bed. "yeah hello! didn't know you came to this cafe"
Steph: I didn't know either LOL this place kinda just caught my eye and I walked in and wouldn't you know it I see Jean from college so this place has significance now and I have to come back again forever now until you go I guess Jean: well we sure could use the customers hah we don't really have regulars, place is relatively new. Steph: Good that I'm your first regular then ! A huge smile invaded Steph's face. "Can I have a coffee. Black." Jean replied, "ewwww black? suit yourself" the tease made Steph blush and roll her eyes..
It is a week later and Jean and Steph have had sex three times. Jean and Steph are at a park. "So, moved here or raised here?" "i moved here from this smallish town in the hills." "How indie of you LOL" "hey thats a stereotype" "You're a stereotype, Jean. Live with it, it's cool" "hah fucking sure dude." Then, they kissed. "what about you?" "Oh, raised. You know, the cafe you work at used to be a bookstore?" "fuuck i would've much rather worked at a bookstore. cafes are messy i dont necessarily like having to deal with food. messy." "I get that." Then, they kissed.
They are in their college class. "dude, the professor's kinda fine right." "I see it. She could toootally get it." "ew dude you sound like a guy when you talk about gals hah" "Oh shut up you started it." They were holding hands. It is an hour later and Jean is with Lee. "hey can i bum one" "No I am Broke" "cmonnn whats one cig" "Capital B Broke, Jean."
Jean: please? Lee: No Jean: what if we shared one? Lee: No Jean: pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase? Lee: Ugh fucken fine here
Lee gave her the last cigarette in his case. "My lucky cig too…" He took the lit cigarette out of his mouth and sighed. For emphasis, he thought. "did you take it out of your mouth to sigh for emphasis" "Maybe. Wanna light?" Lee lit Jean's cigarette. i wanna kiss steph rn, Jean thought.
It is a while after Jean's last class. She looked at her mirror. "your eyes aren't that pretty." she, through the mirror, replied, "it comes and goes."
The next time Steph calls, Jean doesn't pick up. Jean instead watches the new episode of invincible.
The next time Lee calls, Jean doesn't pick up. Jean instead plays Minecraft for an hour.
The next time Palmer calls, Jean picks up. "you selling?" "Right to it i see," he says.
The next time Steph calls, Jean doesn't pick up. Jean is high.
if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point
hmmm... smoochuals...
teleporters need to be invented(made accessible) for those of us without $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.... I think that would be helpful for a lot of folks.... Especially me... Cause I could be getting hugs sometimes or zip in for a hug and dip before he hates me again...
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