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she/hes // 23y.o. // multifandom

[tiahua]

*in the Hogwarts library*

Sirius: if happiness loves silence and I love silence, does this mean that I am happiness?

Remus: Pad, you don't like silence, you're literally destroyed it at this moment...

Regulus: *still looking at the book* ah, then you're the one they say "we don't need that kind of happiness"

James: *tries to hold back a laugh*

Sirius: *looks at James* WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

[betweendyingstars]

James, Regulus, and a field of flowers

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my new favorite art from my favorite artist. i love it so much💔💔💔

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Evan: well, we're in Amsterdam...

Barty: yeah.

Evan: so drugs or hookers? or both?

Barty: drugs.

Evan: *questioning look*.

Barty: you have me for the second one. don't you think?

Evan: yeah, i have you. and you're jealous.

Barty: no, you think too highly of yourself. i'm jealous of you? don't be ridiculous.

Evan: *giggles with satisfaction*.

Sirius: *looks at Evan and Barty and blinks owlishly* Moony... i can be your...

Remus: shut up. just shut up. please.

James: *chuckles*.

Regulus: don't call me your brother anymore...

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Wolfstar in the bookshop

Remus: Sirius, look at this.

Sirius: no, absolutely not

Remus: *looks in awe* but this book...

Sirius: Remus, you have so many books.

Sirius *takes the book from Remus*.

Sirius: and your teacher's salary doesn't allow you to buy new books every time

Sirius *gives the book to the cashier*.

Sirius: Remus, you don't need a new book.

Remus: I know.

Sirius: our house is turning into a library

Remus: yeah

Sirius: that's not OK. we won't be buying that book

Remus: okay

Sirius *pays for the purchase*.

Remus *looks very pleased*.

Sirius *whimpers* i can't tell him no

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Bartender: What would you like?

Sirius: *stares at the bartender* sex.

James: *sighs* on the beach... ummm.... Remus. He wants cocktail sex on the beach.

Sirius: yes, a cocktail, of course

Remus: *tries to hold back a smile* of course. And you?

James: cosmopolitan, please

Remus: *goes to make cocktails*.

Sirius: *whispers* but I didn't want a cocktail. Did you even see him?!!!

James: *laughs* yeah.

Remus: *serves cocktails* your cosmopolitan and your sex *stares at Sirius* on the beach.

James: *whispers* ask him for his phone number

Remus: *nods at the glass with a piece of paper with neat numbers on it*

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Sirius: It wants to kill us.

Remus: I don't think so.

Sirius: Moony, look at those eyes.

Remus: I don't see anything—

James: I think Padfoot is right.

Remus: really?

Sirius: we need to think of a plan to escape.

Remus: IT'S JUST A CAR.

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Sirius: when we go to Lapland, we'll see Santa.

Regulus: no, we won't.

Barty: and we can tell him what presents we want.

Pandora: no, sweetie, because Santa—

Evan: *looks expressively at Pandora* he's busy. He has a lot of work to do and he's very busy.

Regulus: he can't be busy, just—

James: *dreamily* maybe we can ride his reindeer?

Regulus: *rolls his eyes and sighs* I'm sorry, James, but they're busy too, they have to help Santa, honey.

Remus: this can't go on forever

Lily: I'll say it

Sirius: *mumbles* maybe we can get a glimpse of him.

Remus: *looks at Lily* you wouldn't dare.

[betweendyingstars]

Wolfstar my loves

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OMG

It's so hot🔥

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Sirius: do you know the basic rules of drinking alcohol?

James: of course!!!

Peter: we know very well

Sirius: yeah, I do too *pours wine into a glass to wash down the vodka* do you want some?

James: yeah

Peter: uh-huh

Regulus and Remus: *look at each other* they don't know

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Someone: *deplores Evan*

Evan: *ignores like they're not talking about him*

Barty: what the fuck did you say?!

Evan: *holds Barty's shoulder* Barty, please-

Someone: yeah yeah, keep your crazy bitch on a leash

Barty: what the fuck are you...

Evan: *breaks his offender's nose and gives him a murderous look* if you insult him one more time, all you'll be able to do is crawl on the ground and kiss the saw he walked on

Later

Barty: you know, I don't mind at all if you put me on a leash

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When Sirius found out that Remus loved knitted sweaters, he decided to knit one for him. After countless sleepless nights and dozens of ruined skeins of yarn, Black presented the gift. Potter said that this misunderstanding, which Sirius called a sweater, should be burned so that it wouldn't come back and eat them in the middle of the night. But Remus looked as if there was nothing in the world more valuable than this gift, except Sirius, of course.

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Barty: if you have a boyfriend and kiss your best friend, would that be cheating?

Regulus: no.

Regulus: *feeling a murderous stare in the back of his head*.

Regulus: but I still want to have friends who are alive, so I won't kiss anyone, just my boyfriend

James: you have too bad an opinion of me, my love

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Remus and Sirius meat after s long time apart

James, Regulus and Pandora in the room with them: lask of beer and snacks

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OMG... ok, i'm here