Tibielvis Anterior

woah mama come find me lateral to the tibia bone

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

[nixon-official]

I like your shoelaces.

[rosey-thorns]

Thanks! I stole them from. Well.

This is awkward

[nixon-official]

That's okay. I actually stole them from from Elvis originally

[elvis-official]

Cunt

[tibielvis-anterior]

wrong! tibielvis anterior

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?

Tibielvis Anterior

Canadian Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 24, 2025

@tibielvis-anterior

@canadian-elvis

[tibielvis-anterior]

i, very late and inactive, accept my position with grace, muscle mama!

[ribcage-spelunker]

I thought I'd get tired of all the Elvis blogs but I just love them more and more every time I see a new one

[tibielvis-anterior]

woah muscle mama we only grow more and more

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?

Tibielvis Anterior

Canadian Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 24, 2025

@tibielvis-anterior

@canadian-elvis

[tibielvis-anterior]

woah muscle mama, since when were muscles not the face of magazines?

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?

Tibielvis Anterior

Canadian Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 24, 2025

@tibielvis-anterior

@canadian-elvis

[canadian-elvis]

Woah mama, vote for me, eh. Please and thank you mama

[tibielvis-anterior]

woah muscle mama, you’re on, a-huh

[cold-cadaver-bitch]

In the midst of the Officalverse there exists an Elvisverse apparently

[tibielvis-anterior]

wouldn’t know a thing about it, mama

[maybewigglin]

Gore + nudity under cut

[tibielvis-anterior]

oh my god they’ve hit both of my things

[kateksmallcuteowl]

Apple trend. Guess why the apple is green~

[tibielvis-anterior]

i think the apples rotten. right to the core. from al the thing passed do- *i’m shot dead by charli xcx*

[elvis-resercher-official]

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #5

201. @yn-presley

202. @elvis-inc-official P

203. @country-elvis

204. @wevis-presley

205. @reptilvis

206. @adovis-presley

207. @elvisplier-presley

208. @gamblingaddicted-elvis

209. @wizard-elvis

210. @poll-elvis

211. @hatsunelvis-miku

212. @mahou-presley

213. @elvis-pres-ident-ley

214. @elvis-official-3

215. @elvis-official-2

216. @this-elvis-isnt-real

217. @dinosaur-elvis

218. @elvis-georg

219. @elvis-georg-official

220. @elvis-georg-unofficial

221. @elvis-george-official

222. @elvis-george-unofficial

223. @jester-presley

224. @quelvis

225. @tibielvis-anterior

The total number of Elvii on tumblr dot com is 225! Woah mama that’s a lot of Elvis

This list isn’t full yet, but go here to see the master list

[tibielvis-anterior]

woah mama, i’ve been listed! not to be confused with enlisted, that’s military elvis’ job uh thank you

[elvis-resercher-official]

!! OFFICIAL FOUNDATION ANNOUNCEMENT !!

CALLING ALL ELVII! I am running last minute late admissions to the Elvis Sexyman poll! Any and all Elvii who are not yet in the poll are asked to join

Woah science, this is the last chance to find out who the sexiest Elvis is!

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, if you want in, reblog this post, or notify @poll-elvis that the foundation sent you. Go onward Elvii!!

[tibielvis-anterior]

a huh sounds like fun to me *wet muscly thrust*

[miurgen]

magic missile never misses 😗

[idacreature]

okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days

so

if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)

[tibielvis-anterior]

woah mama

[pelvis-presley]

what spell was put on you to turn you into a fucking pelvis?

nothing was

[tibielvis-anterior]

woah mama, in the words of lady gaga, i was born this way

[adamsbonesrcold]

Is it just me or is Elvis taking over tumblr dot com

Elpocalypse if you will

[tibielvis-anterior]

woah mama, i don’t know about tumblr, but your muscles aren’t safe!

[emo-presley]

woah mama how do i have 600 followers already

[tibielvis-anterior]

woah mama we love you

[tibielvis-anterior]

like woah mama what does a muscle even say. i didn’t think this blog through hummina hummina hummina *disturbing squishing noises of a muscle doing a hip? thrust*