FIEND.

24 carat highlight. 24 cent bank account.

[cinnamonsugarnspice]

It’s good to always have goals that you’re working towards, but it’s also important to take a moment every now & then to look back & truly appreciate the progress that you’ve made.

I was looking through some of my old journals the other day & I found a list of things that I was manifesting. To be honest, I had totally forgotten about the list. Nonetheless, I’m now able to check every item off of the list: the job, the clients, the apartment, the romance, the friendships, the routines, the aesthetic.

21 year-old me would be so proud of 26 year-old me for all that she has worked to achieve. 26 year-old me is so proud of 21 year-old me for daring to dream of a better life & having the courage to start building it.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[feminineenergylife]

[selfsugardaddy]

done! may all the Glory be to God

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[thissweetenamor]

[dogpuppy]

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[zoesupreme]

so many cartoons used to do stuff like this and it ruled. Space Jam Pulp Fiction reference. Spongebob Nosferatu reference. Animaniacs and Tiny Toons was literally full of stuff like this. it's how kids used to get introduced to influential media. cutting this stuff is why we have a generation of 30 year olds that watch Bluey.

[transcatgirl551]

Shitting on adults that watch childrens media was not necessary to make the point.

[zoesupreme]

I know but I did that on purpose bc I wanted to

[jacquelinebartholomew]

"I asked ChatGPT and—"

Well I called upon the Muses before a recitation of an ancient tale so they could imbue me with poetic inspiration and knowledge of history, and they said you're wrong

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[victoryyyyyyyy]

🌼🌼🌼

[depsidase]