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[baddingtonbitch]

i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate

[tomshiddles]

Pedro Pascal - Behind the scenes of Esquire’s April/May 2023

[clownboybebop]

having a dick would be cool because when it got hard I could lay down on my back and nap while my dick stood watch like a meerkat. in case of scary matters

[dankmemeuniversity]

[straightboyfriend]

*magical girl transformation but once it’s done i’m just a perfectly toasted bagel with cream cheese on a plate*

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[neotrances-deactivated]

a good stretch will have u moaning and shivering and convulsing

[neotrances-deactivated]

whatswrong with you people

[snowywarmthkuya]

[raja-gemini]

i don’t even fucking know what this is bye

[trainingseasons]

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

[manicmartyr-deactivated20250904]

four tickets to the barbie movie please

[sleepy-bebby]

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

[pointnclick]

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

[softcells]

like why can’t we have a gay american psycho

[relelvance]

That’s just drag race

[softcells]

and let’s see paul allen’s death drop

[maddhog]

Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[funny-tik-toks]

[xtec]

is “his head fucking exploded” not a good enough reason???

[myassmatheory]

It was windy out and they were afraid his head would start whistling