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[chimpdinnerlive]

our server's weekly movie voting rules

[chimpdinnerlive]

War has changed.

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[throathole]

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[cryptotheism]

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

[cryptotheism]

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[gorps]

[eatcopperwire]

[doityourselfbombs]

every day I have to make decisions

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[dogpuppy]