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I'm Liam. 34 Years Old. I use this to reblog things I think are funny 💞

[cikero]

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

[cikero]

[bonyassfish]

No place for a little seal

[scavengedluxury]

The Concrete Cows of Milton Keynes. November 2015.

[zeitghost]

Our commune kind of has a "solarpunk" vibe, in the sense that we are kicking dogs

[throathole]

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

[deep-state-partisan]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[botanyshitposts]

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[eatcopperwire]

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.